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ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*