Lets Get A Ourselves A Win, Yeah LT?

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

First of all, this is a very clever use of this gif. Secondly, fuck you.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

Cave divers are our bravest, most useless soldiers

But without cave divers, who would rescue all the stuck cave divers?

Every cave dive rescue operation involves a second, even more stuck cave diver.

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

how disappointed do u think steve was when he realized there was a president carter who wasn’t peggy

steve assuming every carter in a position of power is peggy and being 100% confused when it’s not is the best thing ever

Tourists in the Marvel Universe visiting New York and afterwards complaining to whoever they think the Relevant Authorities are like 'i was in New York for a WHOLE WEEK and Spider-Man didn't show up ONCE' and the relevant authorities (idk. City council?) having to issue a statement along the lines of 'we do not control the Spider-Man' (subheading: he is actually a wanted criminal)

Peter Parker (in bed recovering from the flu) (very tired) scrolling twitter like what the fuck is happening

Peter Parker's work inbox getting flooded by emails from tour companies who want to hire him as a Spider-Man consultant since his photography suggests he's really good at knowing where Spider-Man will be

Sometimes I genuinely forget some destiel scenes are real and not fanfiction. Like wdym Dean went against Alastair who he panically feared because he almost killed Cas and it was when they barely knew each other yet in s4. The "we've been through so much together, you and I. I just wanted to say I'm sorry it ended this way" line. "Hey, Cas, not for nothing, but last person looked at me like that... I got laid". "Aw, ain't he a little angel" in the middle of the apocalypse. "I prayed to you, Cas, every night" for a YEAR. Dean changing his memories just not to have to deal with the fact that Cas could've left him voluntarily. "I need you" while on his knees and about to be killed. Gently petting Cas' knee and holding his face while Sam's also half dead in the background. Cain/Colette parallel. "You're pining for somebody" right after he talks to who he thinks is Cas, then overpowering connection with God's sister because he was worried for Cas more. The mixtape. "We've lost everything, and now you're gonna bring him back". Being generally suicidal every time Cas dies and once actively trying to kill himself, straight up saying he doesn't have faith if Cas is dead. Crying, praying on his knees in the middle of the monsterland and begging Cas to forgive him and to come back to him. In an illusion that Chuck shows Sam Dean giving up completely again "after I had to bury him in the ma'alak box". NOT PICKING UP THE CALL FROM SAM AFTER THE CONFESSION. WHILE GOD IS KILLING EVERYONE.