my reading goal in 2026 is to have fun and be myself

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

notice how last night was all filmed in one take