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oh, sex? actually, can you just beat me up homoerotically so i can go home and jerk off about it later?

Yea! Rejoice! For it was on this blessed day in the year 1967 that our foremothers watched two men roll around on the hot desert sand and decreed, “Let there be gay.”

star trek heritage post (September 15th, 2016)

fellas is it gay to sit beside your comrade’s sick bed and stroke his hair tenderly while you lift the cup of tea to his lips. fellas is it gay to let your eyes linger on his throat as he swallows if you abruptly pull the blanket over your lap immediately after. is it gay to lay beside him with an unsheathed sword across your lap while he sleeps, just in case there be some enemy in the night? asking for a friend

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

they're expanding on the rayrard star-crossed lovers subplot tonight btw

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama