Oh. Hey there

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

[Image ID: a drawing of two people cuddling. They are both thinking "i am wanting for the first time in a long time and it's going to kill me" /end ID]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i love a morally grey ruthless woman who will do whatever it takes to achieve her goals (that she believes are for the greater good) and is also constantly wracked with guilt about what she's had to do but can't show it so she just comes across as cold and unfeeling to everyone