Chaos Goth Shit

reblog if it's okay to send you a nude

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hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

If you read this post you are contractually obligated to say one (1) good thing about yourself. No self depreciation.

"im so over it" <- guy who has not even begun to crest the hill

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

Reblog to give a genderfluid friend the ability to shapeshift

i love small boobs, i love medium boobs, i love big boobs. i just love boobs and i want them in my mouth

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

NORMALIZE GIRL CYLINDER

Thank you for this distinction. I hate it.

shout out to polyamorous and promiscous bisexuals for punching respectability politics in the dick and living the life that makes you happy