bat's art factory

Worry about it kitten

still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

he was HORNY

he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad

OOP is the creator of the Call of Cthulhu TTRPG, btw. He also worked on the early Doom and Quake games. I feel like this maybe explains some things.

Oh you meant how it felt to him

if you’ve ever said anything to me i miss you

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

gender affirming pointy teeth

bpd means 'billion plushie disease' and it means that if you have it, you're entitled to one billion plushies for free

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.