WHAT AN HONOR, WHAT AN INJUSTICE

if you show a maid enough movies it starts growing a soul

this is extremely ontologically unhealthy

it hurts

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

willy wonka creation

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes