Ur Local Bog Monster 🤠

And for the lady, perhaps a MFM threesome where the guys are also a little gay for each other?

She dated an alcoholic crypto company executive and was like “I can fix him” no girl you really can’t

When we lived in the same city it was always some shit with her where id be like where were you last weekend and she’d be like oh I was in Venezuela a friend of mine knows someone in the ruling party there I think I was on a yacht with some military people like okay getting into situations I didn’t realize were possible I see

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

I don't wanna sound like mean or nuthin but a lot of y'all have been trapped in a vortex of suffering for so long that you've come to identify with the suffering as an aspect of your personality and ideology and thereby to covet suffering and to mistake debasement for enoblement and humiliation for virtue

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever