#LebronJamesOfSuicide

"It's like you're Jungkook!" - Your obsession with the rotting bloated corpse is downright Jungkookian. You're almost as obsessed as he, Jungkook, would be.

"It likes your Jungkook!" - Straightforward statement, if a bit of a non sequitur. Perhaps the speaker means to imply that the corpse's fondness for your Jungkook is, in some causal way, connected to your obsession with said corpse. Or perhaps the fact that the corpse likes your Jungkook is meant to dissuade you from pursuing your obsession further. We can't know for sure.

"It's like, 'You're Jungkook!'" - The rotting bloated corpse, in response to your obsession therewith, has identified you as Jungkook. This implies that only Jungkook would be obsessed with the corpse in question.

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot: