mads

also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

I am having that feeling of desperately wanting to read a fic but the urge is becoming so specific that I know I'm going to have to write it for it to exist

but hey if you have any stolitz smut fic recommendations send them my way

gonna start saying I heard a kid died on set whenever my friends start talking about a movie I don’t know

Getting blocked on every reddit community about AI spouses/partners bc I keep asking for advice on how to deal with my abusive relationship with my AI boyfriend and every time someone says "you control how he speaks/behaves" I accuse them of not respecting the sentience of my partner

let me be pervertly clear

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

“i asked chatgpt-” okay well I asked Dan Howell and he said we need to get off the sea

My dream is to release a psychic blast on the subway so powerful everyone’s Jaded London and SHEIN outfits fall apart and scatter to the ground like cherry blossoms