My Main Goal Is To Be Feral

SPOCKKK IUGHHHHHHH I CAME

hell yeah

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you've ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

let me be pervertly clear

He's got love in his heart and disorders in his brain. And he's bisexual

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

sometimes star trek will tell you ok and here's a thing we don't do because no one has ever reliably survived. except for those crazy cunts kirk and spock and the original enterprise crew :) and while logically i know this is because a lot of the lore was developed later on it's still just so funny. they were truly canonically out here doing the straight up most insane shit ever like it was fine and normal.