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thank u i love this so much 🥺🥺🥺

this is honestly such a good idea

*leaves

where are you going

in the year of our lord 2026 medical transition has gotten very advanced. however science has still not found a way for women to brush their hair in the shower without half of the extra ending up trapped in their draconic asscheeks

y'know there was a very old episode of idubbztv's "kickstarter crap" series where a woman was trying to get funding for a kind of half-skirt that you would wear in the shower that was meant to prevent exactly this phenomenon. I wonder what happened to her

again. bodily autonomy, fundamental bodily autonomy HAS to have room for people doing things with their own bodies that you do not and will not approve of. if it doesnt, it is not bodily autonomy

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

i love watching two chronic interrupters have a conversation pvp yessss occupy each other so that the rest of us don't have to 🫶🤩🎉💛