Fear the Old Blood

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

@eijun-kun

@minaminokyoko

my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

“My character is a cleric to the god of justice who’s become disillusioned with the established orders of priests and wants to destroy them and start again. His name is Anders.” “Is he from the anderfels?” “No, of course not. He’s Ferelden.”

“My character is an elf. His name is Fenris.” “Okay… is he a mage? Does he like… transform into a wolf?” “No, he’s a warrior! He USED to be a slave to a mage, and as a result hates all magic.” “Fine. Roll for strength.” “He can use magic to rip people’s hearts out.” “What.” “His owner put magic ore in his veins and now he can use a magic punch.” “…” “…” “Why would he-” “Also he’s in love with a mage.”

Meanwhile Aveline’s just over here gritting her teeth because she spent three hours on her backstory carefully crafted to intertwine with the recent game lore (Ostagar) and her tragic dead husband (Wesley) and nobody else even seems interested

When ur song comes on and the mountain is lit