I'd rather waltz

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die

I super do not want to

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third