I'd rather waltz

Getting high on open window air

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

it must feel good as hell to not constantly be scared

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die

I super do not want to

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever