I'd rather waltz

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

it must feel good as hell to not constantly be scared

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

no please dont force me to make any decisions i’ll die

I super do not want to

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup