I Ship SirDust. Hereās Why.
So, If youāve been a fan of me/looked at my blog before, youāll know that Iām a MASSIVE fan of SirDust. When I first got into the fandom I shipped RadioDust since the dynamic of an Asexual Radio Demon and a Hypersexual Spider Pornstar was extremely interesting to me, not to mention it would be good for Angel Dust to have a partner that doesnāt just want to get in bed with him (Granted that could be said for HuskerDust and SirDust but still). However, after the show aired and Alastor and Angel barely talked, I started to pivot towards SirDust. If I remember correctly it was always a ship that seemed neat to me, but after the show aired it began to climb the ranks and now itās my OTP. However, Iāve realised that Iāve never really fully explained why I ship SirDust. So in a spark of motivation, I wrote this entire post to give all my reasons for why (it was actually kind of relaxing, since Iāve been using it to unwind after College). I could make a video with these notes, but to be honest I donāt think it would be that good since Iām not very good at scripting or speaking into a microphone, and Iām busy with College work so this post will have to do. Letās begin!
First of all, letās get this out of the way. No hate for HuskerDust or CherriSnake. They have a lot of potential. Theyāre just not my thing (Iām not really going to go into detail about it, since I donāt really know how to put it into words, I might go bit into my issues with CherriSnake but thatās about it), and I feel like being in a romantic/intimate relationship doesnāt really fit Husk and Cherri Bomb. Granted, itās probably since I ship SirDust I made headcannons and scenarios that explained to me why they would be better not in ships than in ships, but I will try to explain the things I would do with them instead. I will admit this probably accidentally sounds like āWhy canāt they just be FRIENDS?ā which I donāt mean. Like I said I donāt mind the ships that were chosen, I just really like SirDust and Iām using this post to explain why.Ā
I know there are already people who already ship SirDust, though itās been kind of a rare pair even from the Pilot days with the dominance of RadioDust and HuskerDust, even more so after the showās release with HuskerDust and CherriSnake basically drowning it. From my absolute scouring of the SirDust tags on websites like Tumblr and AO3, what Iāve realised is that a lot of people ship it more for the Porn and cuteness aspect. Which is fine to be clear, I will admit I find them both hot, they could be really cute as a couple and I can definitely see the appeal. Itās just not the best for an AroAce like me who finds the lead up to Porn more erotic than the actual Porn (though Iād like to give it more of a try) or is trying to find a good old āEnemies to Loversā or āSlowBurn Romanceā story and gets bombarded by Porn. Itās just the way I ship, because a lot of the time when I ship something I think of all the story potential, that they both have in common, what they differentiate in, and how they could influence each other arcs and stories. Not to mention the AU scenarios you could put them in (for example I kind of also enjoy RadioSnake because of the concept of a man that let a Serial Killer get away with their crimes developing romantic relationship with Serial Killer could lead to some interesting conflict, especially if we make Sir Pentious a victim of Jack The Ripper/A Fictional Serial Killer), rather than because I think theyāre cute or hot, that is more of a bonus when I ship stuff. Again no hate to the people who ship it because itās cute/hot, and Iām not saying that these people ONLY ship it because itās cute/hot, and I will admit that my attraction to this ship is probably because theyāre my two favourite characters and Iām kind of just mashing them together, Iām just an overthinking bitch who thinks about the potential stories she could make rather than actually making them.
The Small stuff (aka the stupid shit).
First, other than the fact I think that would be a cute couple, Iām going to start with a silly one with the fact that the Egg Bois are voiced by the same VA as Angel Dust in the show, this doesnāt really have anything to do with the story, I just find the concept of any time Pentious talking to the Egg Bois technically being him talking to his future boyfriend kind of funny to me (not to mention the meme potential, especially with the concept of drawing Angel Dust in an Egg Boi costume). Speaking of the Eggs Bois, Both Angel and Pentious both have little companions (Fat Nuggets for Angel and The Egg Bois for Pentious) and it could be really cute for them to relate to each other on that level and maybe swap companions for an episode, maybe even have an episode where both their companions are kidnapped and they have to band together to get them back. Angel could also be a bit of a Weapons/Guns nut, which could mean that Sir Pentious could go full on āItās Always Sunny In Philadelphiaā on him since heās an Inventor, and Angel could be all over it and could even share his own tidbits, it could be a way of linking both their professions together and could lead to some funny interactions. Also them getting together would make Sir Pentiousā line of āgross! Iād never think of it, spider!ā extremely ironic and funny, especially if they did start banging. Finally, and probably the most stupid, I feel like their colour palettes gel a lot better than HuskerDust and CherriSnake. Which is kind of ironic because their colour palettes are quite close to SirDustās, maybe itās the absence of Red and incorporation of the Hot Pink, IDK I just canāt put my finger on it. (Extra Note: LovesArt23ās designs of Angel Dust and Sir Pentious and their colour palettes gel SO well omg. PLEASE MAKE MORE SIRDUST FANART WITH YOUR REDESIGNS LOVESART23 IāM BEGGING YOU).
The Big Stuff (aka the juicy parts).
Both Angel and Sir Pentious put on masks/act so cartoony that no actual person would act like (Stereotypical Porn Actor/Character for Angel Dust, Stereotypical Saturday Morning Cartoon/Mad Victorian Inventor for Sir Pentious) especially in the Pilot (and TBH I kind of prefer them in the Pilot. Thatās all Iām going to say), so they could both do it to hide their insecurities and true selves. I kind of like the concept of their true selves being somewhat the opposite of the masks they put on. Sir Pentious could actually be quite shy and skittish, maybe even a doormat (his hair could be in a more FlutterShy style where it covers one eye). While Angel could be more like a gritty mobster or maybe combine him with Arackniss and make Aracknissā personality his true self and Angel Dustās personality be the facade he puts up. It was the reason I kind of started shipping them instead of RadioDust and to be honest it could be cute to see them confide in each other and work through that make them put up such masks, and slowly become more comfortable with how they truly are (maybe even letting it seeping into their masks).
It would be funny if Husk caught onto the fact they both put on cartoony masks, and get increasingly frustrated that they arenāt realising this and just coming to him to talk about their problems. Which could lead to a funny scenario where he calls them out on how similar they are and could even force them into a situation where they have to rely on each other to get out or just spend time with each other and actually talk. I kind of like the idea of Husk being an accidental Shipper rather than him being in a Ship. Like, him being like to someone, āHey! You have a lot in common with that person, you should talk to themā and before he knows it theyāre singing passionate Love Ballads and heās powerless to stop them. I think that would be a lot more funny. He could also be the one to know of Pentiousā Sexuality (maybe Pentious told him when he was drunk), which could either lead to a scene where he has a conversation with Pentious about it, maybe suggesting that he tells Angel to try and get him to stop and Pentious begs him not to tell anyone (he could be worried that Angel would escalate if he knew), or maybe when Angel finds out he makes a comment about knowing but Pentious telling him not to tell him.Ā
To be honest, while I donāt really mind Pentious being in a heterosexual relationship and CherriSnake, I feel like Pentious being a homosexual relationship couldāve been interesting. A lot of the cast come from times where being LGBTQIA+ was stigmatised, I donāt mind the fact that they donāt really have any gayngst, since it could be seen as repetitive and feeding into the āunhappy gaysā trope. The only one that really annoys me is Sir Pentious, he comes from the Victorian Period, a time where people were literally being told they were going to Hell just for being Gay. Granted, he couldāve discovered his sexuality IN Hell, or gotten over that before the events of the story, and this could be an arc for literally any other character in the cast, but it could be interesting for him to be a Repressed Closeted Bisexual who could even act Homophobic towards others, who over the course of the story is forced to confront and unpack his Self-Hatred and Internalised Homophobia as he progresses his relationship, and by the end he learns to accept himself and embrace the part of himself that heās hid and denied for so long. I feel that would be something some of the Queer viewers could somewhat relate to, and maybe even show that Queer people can act Homophobic as well. IDK I just think it could be neat.
This could lead to an interesting dynamic between him and Angel Dust. Either we could just have them be āCloseted Bisexual Victorian having beef with the Openly Gay Mafia memberā until the episode where they open up to each other about putting up facades, or the more risky option is to have Angel assume that Pentious is just a Homophobic Straight Guy he can kid around with, and proceeds to start teasing him, until an episode where either Angel activates a Love Spell to get back at a client or something only for it backfire and force Sir Pentious out of the closet (maybe it could also work on almost every other guy and the episode could be about Angel avoiding them and reversing the Spell) and afterwards Pentious rightfully tells him to fuck off. Or maybe Angel after a long day sees Sir Pentious on the couch and decides to tease him a little bit (maybe wearing something skimpy), which then escalates into maybe some touching and actual flirtation. This could lead Pentious to quickly slither up stairs and for Angel to follow him, which could lead to them having an argument where Pentious apologises for his comments and says that he doesnāt reciprocate, which Angel remarks that already knew and that wasnāt his goal, since he just saw Pentious as an easy target and how heād be more surprised if he was actually gayā¦Only for Pentious to start crying, which causes Angel to realise whatās going on, and Angel comforts Pentious as he has a Gayngst moment, afterwards Husk could confront Angel about it and basically say āHey, I know your situation isn't the best and we will help you out of it, but Pentious just had to reveal personal information to you and it wouldn't have been better if he was straight, so could you at least try to respect people's boundariesā or maybe as a way to combine both these ideas and have Sir Pentious be turned into a Vampire (either by chance or Angelās doing) and maybe it being used as a metaphor for his sexuality and self-hatred, and his struggle to keep the hunger in check could be like his struggle to hide his sexuality. Which could lead into a scene where Angel tries to tempt Pentious into biting him, since it would be funny if he was into that kind of thing, which could backfire horribly. Angel could gradually connect the dots and try to apologise, but afterwards Pentious rightfully tells him to fuck off. With any of these choices it would be basically, āAngel accidentally forces Pentious out of the closetā. This could lead to Angel feeling guilty about it and trying to make it up to Pentious by spending some time with him, which could lead to him getting caught up in one of Pentiousā evil schemes (because TBH if I got the chance to rewrite this show I would not have him redeemed so early and make him an Envious bitch who sabotages overs and sabotaged other inventors in life), which could lead to the scene where they both open up to each other about using masks to hide their true selves and insecurities. It could be a way for Angel for realise how fucked up his harassment of others really is and could be a way for them to open up to each other and sow the seeds for a future relationship if you want to go that route.
Not to mention the comedic gold of Sir Pentious realising he has feelings for Angel, and going into a bit of a panic mode and desperately trying to hide it especially from Cherri because he could be worried that Cherri would be pissed at him because theyāre rivals, but fails miserably, or maybe Angel could also develop feelings and they could enter a secret relationship but they get caught. You could go multiple directions with this, we could have her actually get pissed at him because she could be worried at heāll hurt Angel, or maybe she gets more pissed off at the fact he felt like he couldnāt tell her (especially if they went into a secret relationship behind her back), though Iām kind of worried that those scenarios could come off as, āwomen getting in the way of a gay shipā. So it would be kind of funny if he confesses to her and she just goes, āyeah I knowā and reveals that everyone else has kind of caught on to him. TBH I kind of find the concept of everyone but Pentious and Angel realising that theyāre in love with each other and basically just waiting for them to finally confess and fuck (or date). Or maybe Angel leaves the Hotel, and Cherri and Pentious are talking about it. Maybe Cherri could say something about how it must be hard for Pentious since he and Angel were a thing, which Pentious swiftly denies, before having a āRachel from Friendsā moment where he tries to explain further before having a shocked epiphany that he does love Angel Dust. Right after heās left the Hotel. Which could lead into either a duet with Cherri and Pentious about Angel, or just having Pentious singing a powerful Love Ballad (which could contrast a quiet love epiphany song Angel sings later) and after the song Pentious decides with Cherri to try and get Angel back, or if heās being held somewhere to rescue him with the rest of the gang.
TBH I just like the concept of Cherri Bomb being the āShipper on deckā for these two, egging them on to confess to each other and get together, especially since I kind of like the concept of them being a trio who could do mischief with each other. I also like the concept of Cherri and Pentious being previous friends/partners, but one of them (Iād make it Cherri) fucks up and the other doesnāt want to know them anymore and they became rivals, and when Cherri finds out about Pentiousā feelings for Angel, Pentious could be like ābut weāre rivalsā which could make Cherri go ācan we be friends again?ā and it starts the arc of them repairing their friendship. It could also mean that Cherri could get a character arc of her own and get to be more than just āAngelās friend/emotional support friendā and āThe girl Sir Pentious obsesses over and wants to fuckā. Granted, thatās more of a problem with the show's writing then the ship itself and you could probably still do this with CherriSnake (and TBH with my proposition of them being friends to enemies CherriSnake would be even juicier), I just prefer SirDust (If this whole ramble wasnāt proof).
Canon Constraints be damned.
So, how would this ship work in the Canon (and scenarios)? Uhā¦I donāt know. If we still want to redeem Sir Pentious we could just have Angel take Cherriās place (and maybe make Cherri the mind controlled spy cause the angst from that would be golden). Or if we want SirDust to be a slowburn we could redeem someone else (Husk, Cherri and Niffty could be good picks. Cherri being redeemed could be used to give depth to her backstory and character, and could provide some good angst for Pentious if weāre keeping the āhe was a crush on Cherriā thing and maybe even making even juicer by having it so he didnāt get the chance to confess to her, and maybe later on he does get to confess but she doesnāt reciprocate and he respects that (that would make SirDust a bit fucked up/hilarious though), but that might count as fridging. Husk would be a good choice because he doesnāt seem to be that bad besides the grumpy attitude and losing someone as wise as him that early could really hurt the team, and Niffty would be easy to make a sympathetic backstory for and could be a nice parallel to Adam). Plus if you keep Pentious in Hell it means you can give him an evilier backstory instead of just making him into a (admittedly enjoyable) cinnamon roll (all Iām saying is that you couldāve made him a super Envious Attention Whore, just saying). Maybe have Pentious be the one to try to get Angel to open up in Masquerade, or maybe have Angel trying to get Pentious to open up, since it would make sense that the Actor would know when someoneās putting on a facade, especially when it's as cartoony as a literal Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain. Or maybe have the episode be about them arguing at each other/ranting about stuff with Husk and he gets fed up and uses his magic to send them to a surreal realm that they have to escape from, maybe this realm could contain monsters/ghosts of Pentiousā and Angelās lives and Afterlives that could hint at their backstories and struggles/traumas (which could lead to some interesting horror sequences), maybe even have them turn human to display off their human forms, and the only way they can properly escape is to open up to each, maybe we could a parallel episode with Vaggie and Charlie. Maybe with this set-up we could hide how bad Val (or if I was rewriting this, Herion or Vox as a Mafia Overlord. Since Iād make Sex Work something Angel uses to escape from being stuck in the Mafia and hating it) actually is from the audience and the cast until later into the series at which point the gang would then raid the Vees tower, break Angelās contract, and maybe even kill Val. Which could maybe bolstered if we make Pentious the mind-controlled spy and they have to storm the Vees tower to rescue him (maybe even being forced to fight him to snap him out of his mind control), it could be an interesting way of bringing back him working for the Vees and could be used to foreshadow the severity of Angelās situation to the audience. I guess we could also have Sir Pentious be the one to be tied to the rails, and since he doesnāt have the powers Husk has it would probably make more sense, and maybe Husk could take Pentious to his Casino and Pentious can have the āOh No, Heās HOT!ā moment when seeing Angel perform, or maybe it could be a bar IDK.Ā
Maybe we could have Valentino and Jack the Ripper (or more preferably a fictional Serial Killer) parallel each other. Like, have Pentious know Jack/FSK more personally or maybe even track him down after seeing him murder that woman. Which could lead to Pentious lying for Jack/FCK or maybe even helping him hide the bodies, and Pentious could deeply trust him (maybe even tell Jack/FSK about his sexuality or something), but then Jack/FSK could murder him, or if we want Jack/FSK to fully parallel Valentino straight up violate Pentious. Maybe Angel's scenario could be similar, where Valentino was āniceā at first and Angel used to trust before Val revealed his true colours to him (after Angel signed the contract). Pentious could be haunted by Jack/FSK just like Angel is controlled by Val, and they could both relate to how it feels to be violated by someone you thought you could trust, and it would be interesting to see how they both deal with their trauma and could be used to show how each person copes with that type of trauma differently. Maybe Jack/FSK could return and even team up with Val, which could lead to Angel and Pentious being able to fight and truly defeat their abusers together, which could lead to a super cool action scene.Ā
Soā¦I think thatās all my reasons and notes. If thereās anything Iāve forgotten Iāll put it in an edit section, but for now I think Iāve made all the points I wanted to make. Granted, aside from the mask thing, you could technically do a lot of these ideas with CherriSnake and HuskerDust (internalised homophobia and outing of closet, shocked revelation of love, enemies to lovers) and TBH itās more the writing of these couples that I donāt like, and if they did go with SirDust Iād probably have a bunch of problems with its writing as well. The only difference is that thereād be one developing relationship instead of two, so you could put all your time and energy into it. TBH now I think about it, itās probably the shipās premise of āSaturday Morning Cartoon Villain Inventor and local Stereotypical Porn Slut whoās also the friend of his rival fall in loveā being hilarious to me and I kind of just built from there. IDK. Anyway, know that Iām done Iām going to go to bed since itās past midnight and I NEED to go to sleep. Bye!