Quite Frankly, What the Fuck

i think we should start sexualizing and romanticizing hygiene cause there is no other method left

Wash hands but in a sexy way

Instead of Smashmouth or Happy Birthday running in my head for 20 seconds, I'll have Careless Whisper on constant loop

I feel like this suggests that - with much dedication and study - you, too, could go out into the woods and be a baba yaga.

The question then becomes whether the chicken house just manifests when you achieve Baba Yaga-hood, or whether you have to find or construct one. …Definitely not asking out of any desire to own a house on chicken legs. Of course not.

Well now I want to know, too

Who says it has to be one way or the other? If you are baba yaga enough, the house will come to you; if you build the house, being baba yaga will come to you.

What worries me about the baba yaga’s house arriving when she has reached baba yagadom is that it means the houses are out there somewhere…feral…breeding….

This further suggests variety in both the architecture and galliformes of the chicken-houses, from bumbling top-heavy mcmansions on Butterball turkey legs to flighty studio apartment bantams.

Are you telling me that in John Wick Chapter 1, dad whispers in his puppy murdering son's ear, "he is called... The scary old lady"

Andromeda 2 Andromeda 2 ANDROMEDA 2

Take👏this👏bitch👏to👏court👏for👏harassment👏

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

Please??

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

Couldn't he sue for wrongful termination? Especially if this company didn't include a social media clause in a contract. But I think, even then, what he posted wouldn't violate a "social media behavior" clause. I really don't think this is something he could get fired for.

If you don’t remove your shoes in my house I’ll remove them for you with your feet as collateral damage.

civilised world in green

If you think I'm removing my shoes in fucking Antartica you have got another thing coming

And then you talk to people and it's just Shepard saying "our shared misery is so hot get naked" in 3 equally blunt ways

When u still got a mouthful of his cum but his mom knocked on tha door to check on y'all