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If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m 21 and I am just now seeing a snake drink water for the first time…

This doesn’t go with anything on my blog but OH MY GOD!!!!

I’m so amazed at how well this is done lmaoo

I LOVE GOOFY GIRLS BRUH 😂😂😂😂

i’mma be their friend ha

😂😭😭😭😭😭😂

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

Oh my loooord

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

Mine are the “it’s magic” ones, btw. They also don’t breathe fire, so much as they expel a beam of concentrated infrared energy. Think “laser beam” or “cutting torch” rather than “flamethrower”

Are you gonna let me read up on the lore of this or what

Ayyy thanks!

I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

@cryosession

FUCKING HERE FOR IT

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

I crack up every time at seeing that runestone. 

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny