The best of the worst of the okay!

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE

gay people heading to brunch

*steals this little fucker’s pen* i’m evil

mICKEY GIVE IT BACK

HHHHDJOCOYPYC

“IT MAKES THE PLOT BETTER”

i crACKED UP

If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

Bringing this back to fight against the defamation of Furry The Boss

No offense but these are absolute classic images

roommate saw me looking at snake vaginas but I overheard his girlfriend threatening to peg him if he didnt make her some snacks so now we’re at a blackmail stalemate

I’m not sure what reaction this gif is supposed to relay but I’m extremely worried

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

last summer I saw a giant moth who had fallen into a water trough, and I gently lifted her out so she could dry her wings and fly away. This was an act of great foresight on my part, as I know that one day, when I am in grave danger and all hope is fading…she will appear, and remember me from long ago, and lift me out of the water trough that I have fallen into. I’m telling you, this moth was huge

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

Space Sawed Off Shotguns for the win.

if there was a 6 and a 9 there would be 69 and that’s the sex number

that’s why she’s being bullied

This is a modern work of art

I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them