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Which one is hal which one is Barry?

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Levi giving Eren a Hicky | High School AU
Levi is a 4th year
Eren is a 1st year
The two have known each other since they were little and were always good friends. Even though Levi is cold. Eren never mind and always looked up to him.
They started Dating when Eren was in his last year of Middle School but they didn't tell anyone.
Levi started living alone in his 3rd year of High School.
One day when Eren was sleeping over at Levi's, they got a little busy. Although Levi would never take it all the way unless Eren asked.
Eren hadn't realized that Levi had given him a Hickey. Levi decided not to say anything smirking in his own satisfaction all morning.
Eren: What have you been smirking about all morning, it's really creepy you know. Especially since you have that cool, uncaring persona going on.
Levi: Nothing, and who are you calling creepy brat.
Eren: *getting his cheek pinched* Stoooooop itt
Eren: Whatever, see you after class
Mikasa was the first to notice. She noticed as soon as she entered. She faced over and slammed her hand onto the desk glaring at Eren.
Eren was terrified and went through intense interigation even the teacher couldn't stop.
At lunch Jean and Connie made fun of Eren but also kept asking him who had done it. They couldn't believe that Eren had a girlfriend.
Mikasa pubically accused Levi of assaulting Eren. Eren stood between the two before they began fighting.
Eren: Please stop!
Mikasa: Eren he assulted you, I'm not letting this go!
Eren: No he didn't! Stop assuming Mikasa.
Levi: Eren you don't have to tell her any-
Eren: Shut up, you don't speak.
Eren: Mikasa, he didn't assult me. He's my boyfriend okay.
Mikasa: You're... Boyfriend?
Eren: Yes, okay, we've been dating for a year.
Mikasa: Still-
Eren: He hasn't done anything I haven't given him permission for I promise. He's actually really sweet.
Mikasa: Eren... Okay well talk about this later.
Eren wanted to punch Levi after, but he just left to be on his own. He didn't want to be around anyone.
Levi found him after school on the roof
Eren turned his head away.
Eren: I've never been more embarassed in my life
Levi: *sits down beside him*
Eren: I hate you. I just want to cry.
Levi: don't say that
Eren: Say what?
Levi: you don't hate me... You can't
Eren: I don't know Levi, right now I'm feeling pretty hateful. I can love you and hate you at the same time.
Levi:...
Eren: *leans on Levi*
Levi: I'm sorry, I didn't think it cause such a big problem.
Eren: I know. I love you.
Levi: Forever
Eren Actor AU Headcanons
Eren is a new actor and was extremely surprised when he got the lead role in SNK.
Levi has been acting with his sister Mikasa since they were children
Eren fangirled when he met Levi and Mikasa. He was a big fan of their work and nearly cried when he learned he would be working with them.
Eren is naturally really happy go lucky and always brings to mood up on set.
Eren made Levi laugh on their first scene together. The camera wasn't on so to this day no one knows what he said to make Levi laugh. Levi made Eren swear secrecy that day.
Levi accidentally kicked Eren during the scene where he beats him up. He felt really bad.
Eren is everybody's best friend on set. He knows the personal life of everyone in the project, people love to talk to him
Levi and Eren started going out weekly after shoots.
Eren was too young to drink at the time so they did whatever they felt like at the time.
Eren broke down on set from stress once. He curled up into a ball and just started crying. Everyone stopped what they were doing to comfort him. He was attached to Levi for the rest of the day.
Historia and Eren are texting buddies and she tried her best to cheer up her friend through their funny texts.
Eren went to Levi's that night and they began talking.
For the first time Eren was honest about not having any parents and being extremely lonley. He explained he tries to make a lot of friends to fill that void.
The two end up cuddling together and Levi stroked his hair all night.
The two didn't start dating till Eren was 18. But they really liked each other. It was obvious to everyone.
ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]
This shit is wild.
There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.
Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case
Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Sorry, what year is this again??
This is fucking terrifying
Well… shit. That’s all I can say. You know when this shit was relevant? The Cold War. This should not be necessary!!! This is ridiculous!!! Please. PLEASE. reblog this. I hate that this is needed. I really do. But please reblog. Spread awareness. Because this information could be the difference between literal life and death one day.
God, this is not how i wanna grow up, ya know? i wanna be an author and i wanna have a family but i literally cannot think about the future without this immense despair in my gut. nuclear war, discrimination, climate change. this could truly be earth’s last generation. it’s horrifying to think i might not have the chance to grow up.
Just gonna come here and mention to not do the thumbs up thing, it’s not accurate, you are likely to go blind, and you should be RUNNING and finding protection regardless!! Do not waste time to see if you’re in the blast or radiation zone! Get out of there!!
Todoroki: There are only 2 games, I can totally catch up so I can play Kingdom Hearts 3 soon.
Deku: Babe...
Todoroki: Yeah?
Deku: Kingdom Hearts 3 is the like the 11th game in the series or something. See you in 3 months bitch.

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“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms
add it to the list boys
Poor Rothgarth. ko-fi twitter
Can we talk about this scene?
So General Amaya’s group finds a guard station abandoned, and one lone guard who failed to signal them.
The guard apologizes and makes an excuse,
Causing the others to turn away and drop their guard.
But the soldier signs “danger” covertly in front of his body,
Tipping off Amaya,
Who then proceeds to save the soldier’s life and get him out of the line of fire.
This tells us 2 things:
1) General Amaya is a super-perceptive, stone-cold badass,
2) This soldier is at least passingly familiar with Sign Language, and used it to give a warning that tipped off the fighting party to the ambush without getting himself killed. He almost certainly knows ASL because his commanding officer is deaf and uses it to communicate with her army. Having a disabled general just saved this man’s life.
I just love that The Dragon Prince gave us a fantastic example of how accessibility (i.e. incorporating ASL into an army to accommodate deaf soldiers) can improve the overall quality of an organization, in a way that also created a tense and well-paced action scene. This show, man.
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AAA a my doodles for today.
TRISC comic is going well more than i expected. It will end at the page 30 but im planning to continue season2 so here! more character doodles Im not planing to add them to the story yet just a doodles. hope you like it
well maybe in the future, I’ll add them too^^
I was today years old when I learned Instagram is older than Facebook :/
sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

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Join my Academy City rp, no knowledge of toaru required!
Welcome to Academy City, this is an RP based off the ToAru series, but you are not required to have any knowledge of it.
This is an experimental city for people with magic and abilities, you'll find there are lots to do.
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english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
IM CRYINGNFN
english: ninety-nine
french: :)
english: oh no
french: four-twenty-ten-nine
english: potato
french: :)
english: oh geez
french: apple of the earth
french: papillon
english: :)
french: don’t
english: beurremouche
French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit
english: squirrel
german: :)
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spanish: :)
english: no don’t
spanish : fingers of the feet
english: bowl
spanish: :)
english: oh lordy
spanish: deep plate
english: car
polish: :)
english: i changed my mind
polish: that which walks by itself
french: coccinelle
UK english: ladybird!
american english: ladybug
french: weird
dutch: :)
french: …what
dutch: the good lord’s little animal
french: …ok
irish, polish and russian: *giggling*
french: …just tell me
irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW
English: jellyfish Japanese: :) English: what yo got Japan Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~
English: gloves Dutch: :) English: omg what now Dutch: hand shoes
English: porcupine Dutch: :) English: … please, no Dutch: sting pig
JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
English: Poppy
Dutch: :)
English: … tell me
Dutch: Clap rose
@cliviacolomar
English: dragon Finnish: :) English: don’t. Finnish: salmon snake
'One time he fell asleep on Bakugo and he tried to get up, only he underestimated how strong One for All really is. Midoriya accidentally broke his leg." how???
Bakugo: Yeah, Tell em how.
Midoriya: I said I was sorry...
Midoriya: He got up and before he walked away... I grabbed his ankle... Really hard.
Todoroki: *Snickering*
Midoriya: *Under an Aphrodisiac* Hey Sho!
Midoriya: Sho!
Midoriya: Shooooooooooo!
Todoroki: Yes Izu-chan?
Midoriya: Babe, You wanna see my underwear?
Todoroki: I-Izu, no...
Midoriya: Please, I wanna see yours. *arms wrapped around Todoroki's neck*
Todoroki: N-no you don't, it's just the thing you drank speaking.
Midoriya: Maybe, but I really do feel this way, come on just a peak.
Todoroki: *Blushing*
Midoriya: Hey Shooooooo
Midoriya: Let's have... Sex
Todoroki: *Gulp*
Midoriya: I think your like really hot you know. Pun definitely intended.
Todoroki: Izu, stop. I love you, but you're the one who wanted to wait, don't tease me like that.
Midoriya: *bits Todoroki's ear* I love... Zzzz
Todoroki: Did... He fall asleep?
Midoriya: *Passed Out*
Todoroki: I love you Izu, Sweet Dreams

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Midoriya is terrifying
It's a known rule that if Midoriya falls asleep on someone they're not allowed to move till he wakes up.
One time he fell asleep on Bakugo and he tried to get up, only he underestimated how strong One for All really is. Midoriya accidentally broke his leg.
Todoroki once got stuck in the common area watching TV for 20 hours. He really needed to pee, but Midoriya wouldn't let him up.
Midoriya is most comfortable falling asleep on Todoroki, Bakugo, Yayorozu and Ojiro (He loves cuddling the tail)
Yayorozu loves it, they're best friends and she often plays with his hair.
When Todoroki and Midoriya started dating and sleeping in the same bed. Todoroki learned of a pressure point to force him to let go, it was a God sent.
Girls: Tell us what happened last night?
Momo: We need to know!
Uraraka: What did you and Todoroki do last night, how'd the date go!?
Midoriya: *Blushing* He took me out for dinner
Girls: Yeah?
Midoriya: Than we went outside the city and laid down to watch the stars.
Mina: And...
Midoriya: We... We..
Midoriya: Then... He... He and we. I. WE HAD SEX!
Uraraka: O-outside?
Midoriya: *Nods*
Everyone:
Midoriya: