Combustible Lemons and Other Stories

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

Well, have you?

'Wounded Amazon', 1903 (Franz von Stuck)

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

day 3 / beloved enemy

Inspired by Le Secret by Eugene de Blaas (1885)

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

it’s too early for this

Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that's also where you're going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn't some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it's some guy who likes flags going "wouldn't it be fun to mix flags together, let's write a bot for that" and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of "days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0" and the like.

Peter my looove-

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

meeting Kinsey scale

Apathy & Mania

There's probably like 15 different variations of this meme by this point but I haven't made one so

romantic and sexual partner.