#ereri

If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the chibi Eren and Levi with dog costume.

Please, don't apologise for requesting the OTP xD

This one is a little shorter but somehow, a lot happens anyway and also I don't know shit about baking or bakeries, sorry aaregaerg Hope it makes you laugh anyway!! Thank you so much 🤍

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Sweet & Sour

“Eren!!”

Sasha jumped at the angry shout, instinctively hiding behind the tray she was carrying. Ah, she really hated working the same shift in the bakery as those two!

“What now, Levi?!” Eren shouted back, just as angry. Sounded like he was at the ovens in the back…

“You left your station dirty again, you fucking brat!”

“Well, excuse me for not wanting your damned buns to get burned?!”

Levi clicked his tongue, and Sasha flinched, knowing exactly what was coming—and she was not disappointed.

“If you didn’t take so fucking long with your shitty fucking decorating, you’d have enough time to wipe the fucking sugar!”

As the sound of the oven slammed shut with more force than necessary, Sasha couldn’t stop the pathetic noise from escaping her.

Why the hell wouldn’t Connie just switch shifts with her?!

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Sasha sighed as she sat down at the corner table at the coffee shop next to their bakery after her shift, idly mixing her iced coffee with her straw. “I really hate working with you, you know,” she announced flatly, giving Eren a look.

“Huh?” Eren let out, his brow scrunching up slightly. “Why?”

“‘Cause you keep fighting with Levi and it’s stressing me out!! Why can’t you just get along in the kitchen?”

Eren huffed, looking away with a defiant look on his face. “Well, maybe, if he learned to appreciate how much effort and love pastry decoration takes, I’d be happier to share the space with him.”

“To be fair, you’re just as much of a bitch about how he makes his bread and stuff. It’s really good, you know?”

Eren gave her a look. “I know. Doesn’t mean he has to be fucking asshole about it.”

“The hell are you bitching about now?”

Sasha and Eren both looked up as Levi placed his iced tea and Eren’s mango matcha latte on the table before pulling out his chair.

Eren smirked, answering shamelessly. “You.”

“Oh? Should I leave and come back?”

“Nah, I’ll be happy to tell you what an irritating asshole who doesn’t know how to appreciate my work you are to your face.”

Levi snorted. “Brat.”

“Asshole.”

Ah, I loved writing this one 🤍 The beach episode that Eren deserved...

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The Sea, the sand, your kiss

Levi had heard from Eren a thousand times about what the sea was supposed to be like but nothing could prepare him for how incredibly, indescribably horrible actually being there was.

“Hanji, stop fucking touching every shit-covered thing you find,” Levi called with thinly veiled revulsion as he watched Hanji shove her hands into the foul smelling water again.

“Levi, come look at this weird pincushion thing!!” Hanji shouted back excitedly, clearly never even hearing what he had to say, and Levi clicked his tongue. See if he cared when she dropped dead because that entire big ass puddle and everything in it was poisonous.

“Do you really hate it so much, Captain?”

Turning in the direction the voice came from, Levi glared at the young man who sounded like he was about to start laughing. Levi refused to admit that the sight of his wide, almost child-like grin and golden eyes which all but sparkled with excitement made his heart skip a beat or twenty. So, instead, he scowled, his words dripping with sarcasm when he replied, “No, Eren. I love this giant fucking lake that keeps moving for no reason and smells like piss. I hope we all shit sand for a week.”

Eren’s face twisted as he struggled not to laugh in Levi’s face but it was a futile effort as only a second later, the shitty brat was basically doubled over, his amusement bubbling over, and Levi clicked his tongue again.

“You won’t be laughing when you get sick from sticking your head in that dirty fucking water,” Levi stated flatly, staring pointedly at Eren’s hair, which was dripping wet and sticking to the brat’s face.

“Worth it,” Eren said cheekily, grinning even brighter if that was at all possible.

With a huff, Levi looked away. “Well, count me out.”

“Will you thank me if I tell you I managed to talk Sasha and Connie out of dumping a bucket at you?”

Immediately, Levi’s lips curled back in absolute disgust. “I’ll fucking gut you if any of you brats even try to pull shit like that.”

Eren chuckled before his lips curled into a smirk, a mischievous glint in his eyes, and Levi narrowed his eyes in warning. But, before Levi could take a step back or react in any way, Eren cupped Levi’s face and leaned forward, firmly pressing his lips against Levi’s.

Despite his better judgement, Levi’s eyes fell shut and he kissed back almost automatically…but he quickly pulled away, immediately wiping his mouth and face, an annoyed hiss on his lips. “Fuck, you taste disgusting. And you got sand all over my fucking face. I’m going to fucking end you, you shitty fucking brat.”

Eren burst out laughing, the sound happy and melodic, and if Levi wasn’t so pissed off, he might have found him beautiful. As it was, he only growled Eren’s name angrily when the brat stole one final kiss before dancing away and out of Levi’s reach.