wow looks like someone finally decided to crawl out of the ocean

i bet your young are still aquatic though lmaooo

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours