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lemon water got me acting unwise

making tags easily viewable through the mobile app was a mistake “EVERYONE STOP TAGGING THIS WITH THEIR FANDOM SHIT!!!!!!” girl you are on the Fandom Shit website

I saw someone complaining that there’s too much cringe shipping on tumblr and I was like. Sir this is literally THEE cringe website of choice move to Instagram or bear with it like the rest of us

If you go to a circus, don’t piss or whine over the fact there’s clowns good sir

mother gothel villain origin movie where her mom died bc of old age 

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain

Wat is dat

i’m pretty sure it’s Australopithecus afarensis

Why do little kids get all the cool clothes?? What if I want a shirt with a  stegosaurus driving an excavator on it?? Huh, why does the fashion industry not think about that??

Ya’ll be like “Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping”. NO HE WASN’T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he’s into girls too whatdoya know?

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn’t already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn… It’s women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

In “A Girl Worth Fighting For” Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.