The Cosmic Waffle

@todaysbird what kind of bird is this??

the wonderful Anhinga, also known as the snakebird (I can’t imagine why)

awawa...

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

I’m probably less sentimental and whimsical than the average bear but my brother is even less sentimental than I am so I’ll be like wow isn’t that a beautiful sunset and he’ll be like “it’s a sunset. There is nothing remarkable about it.” and then take photography of it that’s amazing and well done and then I compliment him as a fellow photographer and say I like his art and he’s like “it’s really easy to do” and I’m like “can you take a compliment” and he’s like “why should I” and then I have to fight back the urge to judo flip him

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.