Gegmar

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

theyre adding a special car to formula one that is driven by a robot and whos explicit purpouse is to crash into whoever's in the lead at the moment

it starts out at a disadvantage but its is slightly faster than every car in the race

it will be designed by a pervert

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

"Glad nobody saw that!" after doing something mutiple people saw

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

@fishyfishyfishtimes

Absolute perfection

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*