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Everyone says to kiss your homies but when will my homies offer me a kiss :[

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I just found out that Goose went through conversion therapy. Transfem Jax is even more important now.
they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop
If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.
1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.
2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.
3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.
4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.
5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.
Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.
Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.
5 minute french toast recipe
Okay, I read something today about a person making french toast by pouring batter over a tray of bread and baking it for an hour, and it was so alien that I figured I should write down my family’s french toast recipe for comparison and posterity.
(Side note, I tend to hate recipes that say “eyeball it” or “a splash of” instead of actual measurements, but this is literally the only way I know how to do it. I’ll try to approximate but you will be winging it and may have to adjust the amounts to get a result you like. Good news is, you can do tiny batches of this at a time and adjust on the fly.)
Ingredients:
Egg(s) Milk Bread (~2 slices per egg) Vanilla extract
Toppings:
Powdered sugar/cinnamon mix Syrup
1. Wash your hands, you’ll be using your fingers for this.
2. Using a fork, whisk the eggs and milk in a pie tin or other shallow dish large enough to fit a slice of bread into. There should be enough milk to dilute the egg color to a pale yellow, usually a few tablespoons or so per egg. Balance is key, too much milk and it won’t hold together, too little and you’ll have scrambled egg on toast. The yolk should be completely blended with the milk, but don’t fret about blending in the white too much, it adds a nice varying texture.
3. Mix in a few drops of vanilla. Don’t overuse, literally just a few drops per egg.
4. Heat a pan, I like to do this on a skillet but a frying pan is alright too. Use cooking spray before you heat it OR grease with butter right before you put the toast on. About medium heat is fine, go a little lower if you want to be sure you don’t burn it.
5. Dip a slice of bread in the egg mixture, then flip over. You don’t want the bread getting soggy, so just a few seconds on each side should be enough. If some egg white sticks to the bread try to keep it on top, it’s slippery as heck and you don’t want it falling off the bread and onto your feet.
6. Place the bread in the pan, cook until golden brown and then flip with a metal spatula. If you have egg white on that side it should be solid white, maybe with a little brown. Don’t give yourself salmonella, it’s better to overcook this than under.
7. Repeat until you have as many slices of french toast as you like. Dust with sugar/cinnamon mix, top with syrup.
And that’s it!
Let me know if you make this, or you if do something wildly different, or if you try the recipe and like it.

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In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
Edit: Yes, this also works on mobile!
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
Jax doodles (TADC escape au)
(These are not ships but can be seen that way idc)
Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging
this was my favourite part
I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure
"We want more complicated female characters!"
Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.
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if you're a pixel artist and never tried working with a reasonably accurate CRT filter I HIGHLY recommend it
More freaks for the freak pile.
when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
"that guy's wrong tho"
you get it
unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real
so i found out the guy who sang "isn't it lovely" in the finale also voiced disappearing guy and immediately got to work

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This is the funniest illustration in the entirety of Undertale and hardly anyone knows it exists.
Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas
People will be like “this movie is evil and gross because it depicts a predatory relationship” and then you watch the movie in question and it’s about how preying on young women is bad and impacts their lives negatively
“Why would they do this instead of just making everyone in the movie nice and normal and good” so we would have this conversation….