Duelpersonality

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

rip shawn spencer, you would have loved overusing the phrase "skill issue"

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

I was only about 25% on if being given an order would work.