Geeky Bibliophile

THE SHAKESPERE AU I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED

DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!

ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.

@zombeesknees @vonpeeps

cute date idea: we go in the forest at night, we have hot cocoa in a thermos, we blast music while looking at stars, become the 80’s teen movie protagonists we were meant to be. we can talk about theories and aliens, and most importantly run away if neighbors find us 

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Ikrit almost spat out his smoothie XD

I'm microwaving a single shrimp and I can hear it screaming

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

"tiktok ruined ___ hobby!!!" it's okay you don't need to use tiktok. i promise you you aren't going to miss it. you won't feel the need to perform for others if you ground yourself in real life.

My kids are still quite young (under school age), and I've been careful to try to make sure they only have kind role models. This has resulted in typical mean language being absent from their vocabulary, such as "you're stupid/ugly/I hate you", but they've started inventing their own ways to be mean lol, such as "you're not my brother anymore, you're a stranger to me now", and hearing that out of a toddler's mouth is so cutting lol

This is a great case-in-point about why designating certain words forbidden is an ineffective strategy. Words don’t dictate thoughts and feelings; they express them. The thoughts and feelings remain, even if the mode of expression is taken away, and a new mode of expression for the thought will be found.

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked my 15th century knight and he's got a big fucking lance and he's charging at full speed in your direction fuck you

I am so invested??? Like who is the perfumer? What's his lineage? I NEED INFO PEOPLE!

LMAO House of Creed is actually a major luxury fragrance house. It has multiple fragrances it claims were made before 1970, I want the full tea on this fraud.

the old guard, the IMPORTANCE of this one random person showing human kindness and care to a stranger, and she never shows up again! because that’s the point! she’s not doing it for reasons she’s doing it to h e l p, and this old old old old warrior who has lost faith in a better future and who doesn’t understand the point of trying to help any more, receiving help from someone who gently points out that the POINT of trying to help is helping even ONE person a LITTLE, that’s it, don’t need a higher purpose, just a little bit of human empathy and love, she is so humbled in this moment and this french goth girl is so good i just, i love this, i loved this, that’s real paladin/cleric hours right there that’s, hope.

there’s something about morticia and gomez, miss piggy and kermit, howl and sophie that is not at all cishet. at their core they’re for gay people

Don’t forget Jesse and James