CONFUSED BEAR

I have one brain cell and it represents love

you know what i love about pirates of the caribbean?? is that at some point between dead mans chest and at worlds end, will turner took time out of his day to pierce his ear. like the east india company is chasing pirates down one by one and they’re on the run from davy jones and they’re trying to bring a man back from the dead, and will turner takes time to pierce his ear.

#he copes via fashion statements#like that fancy hat from the first film#and now his cool earring#and finally that whole dutchman ensemble with the bandana and the open shirt  (via @lieutenantnorrington​)

Okay but “Unprocessed Internal Provenance” is legit chilling.

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

after Ilya leaves, Cliff spends a few years feeling a little untethered. Ilya moved to Ottawa, a few more friends got traded away, and suddenly Cliff was surrounded by NHL guys who only dance when they're trying to pull. they turned every night out into a competition, and treat masculinity like a sport. So when Boston gets a PWHL team in 2023, Cliff accidentally befriends a handful of the players. They ended up filling the space Ilya left behind by just being easy to be around.