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I have one brain cell and it represents love

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bartfargo

If they're looking in the window at that altitude, odds are they've got X-ray vision, anyway.

theonion

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

homunculus-argument

War. Whores. Fish. Fear.

Long ago, the four mongers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the warmongers attacked.

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tahthetrickster

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

mini-wrants

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

cloudabserk

anything for my princess 🩵

cloudabserk

communist zohran forcing us to roast alive at 172F

mik-mania

im so fucking stubborn

invader-bean

michael what the fuck.

mik-mania

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

mik-mania

oh lard

mik-mania

my son he is sick he has every disease

mik-mania

we are nearing peak deviancy

mik-mania

happy back-to-school day

mik-mania

im so clever that its sickening

mik-mania

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

mik-mania

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

mik-mania

at what point does this stop being a pencil

leahelizabeth89

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murdaawasthecase-deactivated202

Lmaoooo who is making these

mens-rights-activia

Mens-rights-activia

mens-rights-activia

I literally did lmao, signed it with my face

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kylieminvogue

"LIAR LIAR" 1997, dir. Tom Shadyac

bigandlong

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

jae-felidae

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

elyonholic

— Shrinking: S01Ep4

captainfern

god i love this fandom

traaumaa

*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy

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twinkee

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

wizardshark

hey whats with that sign

utopians

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

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