ofmonstersandcats

Mike Flanagan brought all his favourites and gave them one single direction: "serve maximum cunt" and by god they did

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

my only wish is that once guillermo does turn into a vampire he becomes just as stupid as the rest of them I think being an absolute idiot just comes with the vampire curse

See, I haven't seen wwdits and read this and just sort of automatically thought you meant Guillermo del Toro and was like yeah that tracks

btw it's you, it's me, it's us. If you even care.

i come from a long line of unreliable narrators

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

ryan murphy’s horror is like “everyone’s evil but they have their reasons for it” and mike flanagan’s horror is like “no one’s inherently evil. we’re all just trying to do our best everyday and a lot of times there’s no one to applaud us for it but we have to keep going just because”

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

Apparently tigers actually have a reputation for doing this, it's happened numerous times in different places.

#tiger sharks love crime and stealing and being schoolyard bullies

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount