a straight line, an arrow

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

Could it be more queer?

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

i've actually decided that this pride month is more for lesbians this year pack it up gay guys

Nothing reminds me more of how vast the gaming landscape is than state of play

Oh shit new god of war??? AND a woman protagonist? I’m so in

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy