Meme Queen. Dutchess of Irony. Your Highness.

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

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photo by Alina Silaeva

To me she looks like the patron saint of women who want to be left alone on public transit.

@cumaeansibyl omg yes! Between the book, the ipod, and extra layer covering her ears, she couldn’t be screaming louder “No, I don’t want to hear your stupid pick up lines”

If you pray to her for protection anyone who tries to hit on you will suddenly get a text message from the person they least want to talk to, with bad news that they can’t ignore, so they’ll have to spend the rest of the ride dealing with it.

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

Listen, I know objectively this is a shitty car mod, but like you have to admit in terms of ridiculousness this is pretty fucking sick

Why does this look like a screenshot from GTA

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

Truth