i stan too many people

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual

i believe jesus once said "give a man a tesla model 3 and he will drive it for a year. give a woman a 2006 toyota camry and she will drive it for a lifetime"

u guys are analyzing plot? i thought we were all just objectifying men together :(

You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am

I AM WEEPING

@slushyseals !!!!

Let him have the flappy strange pet!

Lil fella is like “omg! I didn’t know they could swim on that side of the glass too!”

12 metric tons of rage in an 8-oz body

You really pissed off that squeaky toy

A N G E Y   B O I

Wish I had the absolute nuts to go up to a beast 1000 times my size and scream at it to fuck off

Fear the squeaky potato

If I am killed by Ainsley Whitly DO NOT PROSECUTE HER because SHE caught ME slipping!!! That is on me!!!!!