its hard to feel

The bus is never coming because I don’t deserve it

i pulled the sword from the stone but got shy and put it back. hope nobody minds 

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

#myfuit

Great

[Id: an edited photo of Seinfeld featuring Kramer, Jerry, and George anticipating the arrival of the mesomerican god of ice frost death and justice itztlacoliuhqui]

Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those