i get so gay off that thai iced tea

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS