Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.
JBB: An Artblog!
trying on a metaphor
Kaledo Art
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@garlicenthusiasm
Iâm so mad because this worked
help me roger
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oh yes it's that time of year again
Loving men is fun and good actually. Men can be soft and wonderful and caring and kind. My boyfriend has actually improved my life and I donât get why I would feel bad for that. If I see any fellow bisexuals pull the whole âtoo bad I have my (yuck) boyfriend when I could have a good woman :((â bs one more time I will scream.
Men are hot, theyâre handsome, theyâre pretty, theyâre wonderful. Theyâre spectacular, theyâre soft, theyâre caring, theyâre silly, their laughs are like music. Men give some of the warmest hugs, and the best snuggles. This goes for ALL men - yes, even the âfatâ man you saw, even the punk guy with the tattoos and piercings, and men of color. Men are WONDERFUL. Men arenât inherently violent, dangerous, angry animals. Can we please stop vilifying men and men who love men please?
for april fools weâre deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Vean_ima
[Image ID: Black text on a plain white background. Text reads: It's the brown skin of Palestinians that is stopping the entire world from stopping in their tracks. It's Islamophobia, it's racism. The complete destruction of a white majority population would have ignited the resistance, the uproar and action of all. Your favourite multicultural Eurpoean city reduced to rubble would ensure a unanimous outpouring of rage, support and sympathy. No one would care about losing opportunities, no one would say it's complicated. Heinous acts of violence against black and brown skin has been so normalised it's created apathy. Starving African children - the norm. A blown up Middle East- the norm and 'White saviours' in the mix of it all - the norm. VEAN IMA /end ID]
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I painted a trans pride illuminated manuscript. If you didnât sense it yet, Iâve entered my medieval monk phase.
[Image id] An artwork of a person with a transgender flag draped around one shoulder and around the waist. They have visible top surgery scars, a medium skin tone, brown eyes, and brown shoulder length hair. A hand peaks out from the left corner to bestow a red crown upon their head. The background is green with plant tendrils on both sides of the person. The artwork is framed with a red and blue border. [End id]
as a (trans) medievalist who did entire courses about medieval manuscripts, I am crying. this is so beautiful. the colours, the double frames, the patterns, the FUCKING POSE!?! ... this makes me so happy.
i took a depression nap because the past few weeks have been exhausting as fuck. but I've gotta say - taking the nap in my own flat on my own couch made it almost worth it.
Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."
đ§ <3
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best possible content.
i want to lock hozier and vessel together in a room just to see what happens
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what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldnât be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)
trick or treat!
a wee drabble of mason x clayton would be absolutely fantastic! this is such a cute idea.
happy samhain, stay safe! <3
Awww happy samhain to you too buddy!!! I'm a day late, but here you go!!! This is set loosely in a modern au. I haven't written them in a hot minute so this was so fun <3
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"Matty."
Matthew hummed soft and low, but didn't move from where he lay sprawled on Clayton's chest. Clayton smoothed a hand up and down his back and watched sunlight dapple the quilt underneath them.
"We got shit to do," he tried again. It was mid-afternoon, and the house was quiet, just the slow ticking of the clock in their bedroom to keep them company. Matthew had come home from church some hour before, and promptly tugged Clayton into the bedroom for a nap.
They were still there. Clayton lying on his back, Matthew half asleep on top of him.
"Mmm, like what?" Matthew's voice was quiet, drowsy, his hands heavy and lax where they rested against Clayton's ribcage.
Clayton pressed his fingers lightly against the notches in Matthew's spine through the thin fabric of his button down shirt. He hadn't even bothered to change. "Gotta make dinner."
Matthew yawned and rubbed his face against Clayton's chest. "I'll order pizza."
Breathing in the scent of Matthew's shampoo clean hair, Clayton tried again. "Got laundry to do."
"It's not going anywhere."
"Arabella wanted to come by and pick up those books."
"I'll drop 'em off in the morning."
Clayton sighed and closed his eyes. "You're real determined to just stay here, huh."
"Mhm." Matthew tilted his face enough to press a kiss to Clayton's chest. "Feels like it's been too damn long since we just had a minute to breathe. I'd like to just... stay a while. Forget about all the other shit."
He wasn't wrong. They'd been so damn busy lately. Clayton couldn't even remember the last time they'd sat down to watch a movie together.
Slowly, Clayton let the to do list drift out of his head. It could wait. Being here, napping on a lazy Sunday with his husband, was more important.
Clayton craned his head down and pressed a kiss to the top of Matthew's hair. "Alright, darlin'. We can stay a while."
Matthew hummed and found Clayton's hand where it lay on the covers. He tugged it up, pressed a soft kiss to Clayton's palm.
"Thanks, love," he murmured. "The rest can wait."
some little highland cows for pride :3
[ID copied from Alt: five small cartoon marker drawings of highland cows, each coloured in different pride flag colours. They are arranged in a circle over a white background. They are, in order: a bi pride cow in pink, purple, and blue jumping; a rainbow pride cow with rainbow horns lying down; a trans pride cow in pink, white, and blue standing and smiling; a non-binary pride cow in yellow, white, purple, and black sitting and smiling; and a lesbian pride cow in red, orange, white, and two shades of pink standing and smiling. The artist's signature is @ watercolourcritters. End ID.]
would you rather be aâŚ
gay pirate
gay cowboy
gay knight
gay vampire
if youâre gay then you dream of being at least one of these
feel free to replace gay with bi, pan, lesbian, ace, etc.
(and yes i did delete the original poll so i could add the gay vampire option)
@thetragicallynerdy
not to Discourse but Iâm a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us a âstraight coupleâ I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat
this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a âTHEY/THEMâ button and still referred to them as my âgirlfriendâ youâre all cancelled thanks
itâs called respecting queer people juice
y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isnât cis - is how many of them are responding to things that arenât here. specifically, youâll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didnât say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didnât give you any reason to believe Iâm not bi, or that Iâve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you donât need to and Iâm not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!
it was about respecting my partnerâs identity. and the fact that they donât get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.
ie, you.
they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a âstraight relationshipâ because they. are not. het. or. cis.
everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because Iâm ânot oppressedâ? I never said I was. the person youâre really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.
huh. itâs almost as if the whole âwe canât let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our communityâ discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isnât it.
I reblog this every time I see itâ
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To all the people who constantly zoned out and daydreamed as a kid and probably told off for it, who learnt how to cry silently before the age of ten and maybe stopped crying entirely, who used books as an escape method and would constantly daydream about running off to a fantasy world, who is most likely now a burnt-out neurodivergent who didn't get diagnosed early so they self-diagnosed instead, and who now wants to groan at the thought of having to wake up another day,
how's the childhood trauma, deep-rooted love hate relationship with your parents, lack of self-esteem and sense of self, and raging queerness doing? you good?
I got tagged a billion years ago by @wall-e-gorl to put on my most played playlist (on shuffle, i think) and list 10 songs! I started a new post, hope that's ok lol.
My most recently played music is... entirely the new boygenius album but before it came out, I was listening to my tealoranges themed cowboy playlist a ton! Here's ten shuffle songs from it:
Suitcase Full of Sparks - Gregory Alan Isakov
Glitter and Gold - Barns Courtney
Misty - Caamp
Growing Up - Run River North
Dear Fellow Traveller - Sea Wolf
After The Storm - Mumford & Sons
Of Love and Life - Caamp (there is so much Caamp on this playlist lmao)
The Wine We Drink - Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors
Wolf Song - Caamp (SO much)
The Book of Love - The Magnetic Fields Thanks for the tag, pal!! If you feel like it, I am tagging @nyxisadyke, @garlicenthusiasm, @lovewithagirl, @nevershootamockingbird, @yerbamansa, @alfalfairy, @yourlocal-charlatan, and @thou-art-of-the-stars! And anyone else who wants to do it??
got tagged by @thetragicallynerdy and had to figure out how to find my top 10 songs on spotify, lmao. here we gooo! still a deathcore loving piece of shite, but my love for Scottish folk and cheesy anime openings caught up to my top ten.
Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames - Lorna Shore
Unholy Gravebirth - Infant Annihilator
Oni - Darko
Bloody Stream - Coda
Pain Remains II: After All I've Done, I'll Disappear - Lorna Shore
Pain Remains III: In a Sea of Fire - Lorna Shore
Mo Mhaili Bheag Og - DĂ imh
Insects - Darko
Into the Earth - Lorna Shore
Acid Rain - Distant
tagging the few peeps who might see this!
