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i like big butts and i must scream

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passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
hey reminder to get the fuck off my blog and block me if you think transandrophobia is real ok? or if you think shinigami eyes isn't a good tool to keep yourself safe from transandrobros and twerfs ok? or that tma/tme is just creating another binary ok? I genuinely cannot overstate how much you're not welcome here, fuck off.
hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure
no afab baby you don't have a "transfem headmate" words mean things
counterpoint this does happen with fictives quite frequently
counterpoint: still not what transfem means
yeah lets not do pluralphobia in our transfeminism
i'm plural, dumbass, i just know what words mean! being "bodily transfem" is the only way to be transfem because we all exist in a body! if a member of a system is a girl and the body they all share was afab then she's cis! because that's what the words mean. i don't care about vibes i care about material realities and there isn't one in which a headmate in an afab body has the lived experience of being transfem, and vice versa.
if she's not speaking "as a transfem", and she's not "bodily transfem", then what the fuck are we even doing here. "trans woman" isn't a different gender from "cis woman", they're both just women. you are very clearly misunderstanding that and that's transmisogyny my friend. there is no gotcha you can catch me in here, you're just wrong. it's okay to be wrong it's just an opportunity to learn. or you can dig your heels in and keep doing transmisogyny, your choice.
you know being an asshole to someone is not a great way to get them to listen to you.
lol. lmao even. tone police her after not listening the first two times, that tracks
shit like this is why i hesitate to fully commit to transfeminism. some of yall are so assholish about such petty things that do not matter. were literally being systematically killed by a surveillance state but no lets go after headmates who have a different experience with something as complicated and nuanced as plurality.
i generally agree with the movement but jesus christ learn when to just leave it be.
there it is! "a feminist was too much of a bitch to me so that's why i'm bot a feminist" give a big round of applause folks we got there
i literally just said i agree with the movement but dislike the community but reading is hard ig :/
what you said was "i hesitate to fully commit to feminism because some feminists are assholes" but reading your own words is hard ig :/
i hesitate to fully commit to the transfeminism community because ive seen extremely widespread opinions on both plural people and mixed people that are fucking apalling.
i just don't know how else to explain to you that someone who is a girl in a body that was afab is cis, definitionally. whether she's a headmate or not, it doesn't matter. "transgender woman" isn't a gender, it's a relationship to womanhood that is based in a lived experience, one that someone afab does not have. do you argue about letting white people talk about being "racialized" because they're plural too? do you hesitate to commit to antiracism because some people are just too mean about white people's headmates? i can't stress enough again that i am a plural transfem. but the headmates i have who are men are, shock horror, not trans men. because our body was not afab, and regardless if whether you're a fictive or a factive or an introject or what, you only have the lived experience of the body you live in. that's how being alive works. this doesn't have to be so hard.
Someone assigned female at birth cannot have a "transfem headmate" anymore than a white person can have a"black headmate"

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I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?
we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers
yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!
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yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!
yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!
yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"
yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!
yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!
My dearest companion,
It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.
Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.
The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.
I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.
I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,
Your most obedient and humble servant,
yo mama facts
yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!
yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!
yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

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i keep seeing people talk about their bfs/husbands weaponizing incompetence to avoid grocery shopping or purposefully fucking it up. mine doesn't do that he'll shop on his own prerogative like an actually functional adult, his issue is he occasionally brings home a Cursed Item
it is. uh. not good tasting
one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell
Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts
you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e
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one time i fell asleep at a baseball game and the next thing I know the transfem pitcher had picked me up and sent me flying towards home plate. i hoped the batter would catch me but she was transfem too so instead she hit me out of the park and won millions
💙💙💙
former christian baby here, I was a grand slam and the batter won billions

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im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting
really? you don’t say
what purpose do men even serve at this point