Bing Bing

women hate me and fish attack me on sight

I’m surrounded by beautiful fish and women and they’re telling me they don’t know you

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

to me, a person’s favourite white noise is really interesting fact about them. is it a hot tub, ocean waves, rain, a fan, a shower, a humidifier, highway traffic, a thunderstorm?

telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

Why y'all always gotta put two bad bitches against each other smh

my favorite line from the show

Large Penis Humiliation

Greek sculptors

i think "i was doing a bit" is an extremely valid courtroom defense

Gamer guy: isn’t it weird that the richer a video game company gets the lower quality their products become? Like, every studio that made good high quality games when they were small now makes shitty boring soulless games only made to appeal to the lowest common denominator? I think feminism is causing this.

jeff bezos could buy me the sims 4 paranormal expansion pack and still be a billionaire...let that sink in

skyrim was right

tomato soup does restore 10 hp

Dead Space (2008)