[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

give me 10 years and maybe I'll finish a thing or two

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

Don’t make me blog alone

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside