big and cutes my me at you

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

do it scared all you want but whatever you do, dont do it hungry

I dare say that cup resembles...no, I shan't say it...

Honey, we are having guests, could you set out the fine gina?

ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

the defense of being on your phone in a movie theater is who cares? by your own admission, you should be paying attention to the movie. so why do you care what other people are doing? you’re meant to be paying attention to the movie.

having a little jingly keychain is all fun and games, until you’re walking around somewhere that’s dead quiet…..like oh i’m sorry i just my trinkets are jangling around……n suddenly your the court jester and everyone is pointing and laughing at you for your noisey fucking keychain…..bobo the clowncore

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…