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[ID] A full color drawing of Lucretia, doing dishes aboard the Starblaster. Lucretia has her back towards the viewer, standing in front of a sink in a small kitchen. She is a young human woman with dark skin and bright white hair, pulled back into a bun. She’s wearing a light blue shirt with the sleeves rolled up, blue jeans, and a long red robe tied around her waist. She’s levitating a few of the plates she has, one up above the sink, another floating up into a cabinet. She has one hand held up, a red washcloth in it. Next to the sink is a fridge with several bits of papers and magnets strewn across the front, a long green scarf tied to one of the handles. Above the sink several seashells are hanging, and there is a large plant growing up the wall. The overall feel of the kitchen is cozy and lived in. [end ID]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

Searching for my lost shaker of salt

It's literally like. Well what if your career was also a beautiful woman you could have sex with.

Okay so what if you had fallen into the very common trap of making your career the load bearing pillar of all meaning in your life and your sole source of self esteem. But also your job was inherently religious in nature. Now also imagine God was a beautiful woman and she wanted to have sex with you. Now imagine y'all broke up.

"well I think that would fuck me up a little bit" yeah. Yeah it probably would.

Now imagine you were pregnant with an incredibly powerful bomb.

England may have defeated Mexico in soccer but they’ll still always have to cope with that one episode of great british bakeoff where that lady tried to peel an avocado

Hey this post is not for terfs btw. The umbrella term “queer” is used here on purpose.

it was a pleasure being Mexican with you guys

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was