Litle Dragon

..I guess one could say that joke was MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE INDORAPTOR ITSELF.

it HAS BEEN 10 THOUSAND YEARS

A little less then ten thousand

it HAS BEEN 10 THOUSAND YEARS

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

This whole thread is a masterpiece

when you bump into a wall and need a skin graft

WHO THE FUCK HAS EVER PUT THIS ON THEIR WALLS???

we used to crowd around the coal-powered macintosh and wait two hours for the AOL pigeons to deliver all 94 kb of the funny burger king song

The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.