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Anyone else see Marinette as Cruella?

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Donât know why but i really like the idea of sugar baby Brucinette đ
Can someone please write this?
Not positive what this entails but i'm always up for reading some brucinette
Be careful with what you wish for⌠it can get angsty (*cough* HMR AU *cough*)
I can handle angst as long as something good comes from it, as long as bruce and mari end up happy together in the end.
I was kinda thinking something along the lines of:
Mari being in university and struggling to pay her tuition and other costs, ďżźand one day she meets Bruce Wayne like at a bar or some places else, Mariâs with a friend talking about her money problems and Bruce overhears and at some point her friend has to to leave or go to the bathroom and Bruce comes over and they talk, eventually after Bruce thinks she a nice person he comes up with the idea of her being his âloverâ (sugar baby) itâd be a win win situation, ďżźMari would get money for her Uni and other costs and Bruce would get his needs (wether sexual or not) met, at first Mari was like âummmmmâŚ. Dude, we like met literally less then an hour agoâ then after a little bit of convincing she agrees.
(Also imagine thereâs an age gap just not too big of an age gap, something like 5-10 years)
Donât know why but i really like the idea of sugar baby Brucinette đ
Can someone please write this?
I have 9 drafts in my drafts bar thing and Iâm too lazy to finish any of them đđ đ
CHOCOLATE MAN BACK AT IT AGAIN
i see any large amount of chocolate and my mind just screams âitâs the fucking chocolate man againâ
this bitch knows carpentry, pottery, sculpture, architecture, AND all the chocolate/confectionary skills. what the fuck doesnât he know?????
when to quit
Now, now, now, Donât be rude, heâs only sharing ^^;

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To the people that want to dress their characters with pictures in their Maribat fics (preferably girls but I do boys too) @ me Iâm bored and donât wanna study anymore.
If you donât feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.
Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons
This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using âdefensive architectureâ more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I donât have a simple, easy solution. But this isnât it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.
All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesnât give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all
this is heartbreaking fr .
By the way you can remove these spikes with wither a sledgehammer and a heavy metal spike (sharpened crowbar with a downwards slant and the handle removed or something similar) or a concrete saw if youâve got one of those. Itâs illegal to do but it also only takes about an hour if there arenât too many spikes.
Alternatively, if you put a mattress over them they become useless, although you do risk having the city take the mattress. Normally they donât reinstall the spikes if you keep removing them.
As for the benches, a concrete or hand held circular saw can cut off the arm rests of the benches with too many arm rests to sleep on. Just remember: Wear protective goggles and practice proper safety if using power tools. All of this stuff can be bought at Home Depot or your local variant of Home Depot.
For legal purposes I have to advise you that this is illegal and Iâm not advising you to do this.
remember: they canât catch you if youâre faster than they are!
Also!! If you wear a hard hat- orange construction vest and carry a clipboard people are more likely to believe your legit and not call the cops on you
ok, that last one is pretty good advice
fuck the city help the homeless
I wish I could do this but idk if my city has this
Wedding clothes based of my inspired fic âbroken yet functionalâ (itâs inspired by broken yet functional just so you know)
Sabine and Talia:
Barbra, Steph, and Cassandra
ďżź
Adrian, Kagsmi, Alix:
ďżź
No Time To Die|Song Au
It was a Dark and rainy day when it happened,
I should've known
it was ten years ago but I still remember it like it was just yesterday, it was the day before my 16th birthday,
I'd leave alone
we'd finally managed to track down hawkmoth. we, being chat noir and ladybug, had planned to raid his base and retrieve the peacocks and moth miraculous, finally ending the three year long war.
Just goes to show
we'd planned it for weeks, nothing could've possibly gone wrong...
That the blood you bleed
except Chat noir wasn't on my side, at least not anymore.
Is just the blood you owe
we'd entered the ominous looking lair fairly easy, walked to the end of the hall together, I nocked down the door, and entered first,
We were a pair
there he was, standing there Mayura by his side,
But I saw you there
I was the first to talk "Hawkmoth! Mayura! as the Gradian of the Miraculous I demand you return the Moth and peacock miraculous or be faced with the consequences!" the only response I'd gotten was a manic laugh and the revealing look of madness in his eyes,
Too much to bear
"and what that might be ladybug, you don't actually believe you can stop us on your own. do you?"
You were my life
"I'm sorry my lady" and just like that, I felt a sharp pain in my back, and tears in my eyes,
But life is far away from fair
chat noir had betrayed me, my closet ally and partner...ha..ha Ha HA-
Was I stupid to love you?
in a long line of dominos, it was the last domino falling, after three years they'd done it, she said it would happen and it did..
Was I reckless to help?
First it was trusted acquaintances, next was Friends, then it was family, now this, people I'd known for years, all turned their backs to me.
Was it obvious to everybody else
it was all a lie, A LIE!!
That I'd fallen for a lie?
maybe it was the anger that fuelled my next actions, or maybe it was desperation mixed my mental and physical pain,
You were never on my side
I was on my back, I used my legs to spring myself back on my feet, it caught everyone off guard, I used that and got a hit on chat noir, causing him to fall flat down on his ass, I knocked him out and took his ring.
Fool me once, fool me twice
it was two vs one so I put on the ring and unified the ring and earrings, it was a move purely driven by adrenalin.
Are you death or paradise?
physically, it felt felt warm. Mentally? I was as cold as ice.
Now you'll never see me cry
I don't remember much, just tears and anger,
There's just no time to die
all I know is, when the adrenalin wore off, I had the moth and peacock miraculous in my hands, and both hawkmoth and mayure were on the floor, unconscious.
I let it burn
there were sirens outside getting closer by the second, so after getting what I wanted, I left.
You're no longer my concern
she had the Grimoire, the miracle box, and a bag of clothes.
Faces from my past return
she'd turned the miracle box into a ring, it was easier to travel with that way,
Another lesson yet to learn
she didn't know where she was going, she was alone with no one to trust,
That I'd fallen for a lie
all she knew was she was done, done being the nice girl, done with people, and done with being a 'hero'
You were never on my side
just like that, came the downfall of ladybug. and with it, came the rise of 'the Scarlet Guardian'.
Fool me once, fool me twice
Are you death or paradise?
and for the the next ten years she travelled the world, training and looking for lost miraculouses, no one by her side other then the Kwamis.
Now you'll never see me cry
There's just no time to die
she'd been in Tibet to visit the abandoned temple, she's had decided to visit a random, nearby bar when she met him.
No time to die
it was purely by chance when their eyes met
No time to die
blue bluebell eyes meets dazzling ocean blue eyes,
Fool me once, fool me twice
it was electric, she was as drawn to him as he was to her.
Are you death or paradise?
he was the first to move, getting up from his table and heading to her direction at the bar.
Now you'll never see me cry
he'd asked to sit in the empty seat next to her, introducing himself as Bruce, she'd reluctantly agreed, for a few minutes they'd sat there in silence, he'd been the one to break it,
There's just no time to die
for a complete stranger, she'd enjoyed his company, maybe she should give him a chance.
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Ok so personally I get Carmen SanDiegoďżź vibes when I think of what she wears, so red trench coat with a matching Fedora hat, plus I found this ring on Pinterest so letâs add that in too:
Thanks for reading, now if you excuse me I have to go study for my first mid semester physics examďżźďżźďżźďżźďżź qwq
So true đ

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Stephanie: I thought you two were dating.
Marinette: What, no! Why would you think that?
Tim: Actually, I thought you were dating as well.
Marinette:
Dick: Raise your hand if you thought Marinette and Damian were dating
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Marinette:
Marinette: Damian put your hand down
So I read this now Iâm thinking about friend-zoned Daminette
Like Mari could be totally oblivious to Damian liking her, and every time it comes up heâs âjust a friendâ if ya know what I mean đđ
(Adrinette reference just so you know what I mean)
So I was reading a Batman fic âbroken but functionalâ basically it was a fem Damian salt fic, now this inspired me.
Genderbend, Maribat, salt fic, but instead of being salty on Marinâs side letâs throw it at the Wayneâs (minus the girls and Alfred (never Alfred q-q)) and the JL, so Iâm a genderbend Dahlia, Marin, and just because I wanna ship Adrian and Kagami as lesbians, Adrian/Adrianna (Adrian short for Adrianna)
So the background of this fic/idea is gonna be based of of broken but functional (aka Selina losing her baby) but I find it unbelievable that the bats donât have cameras, audio, or some sort of recorder on the suits so Iâm a just make it so it corrupted or broke.
Letâs make it a big mission, Dahlia asked for some backup because there were too many people to fight, Selina ends up showing up, takes a few dudes out then gets hit on the stomach, ďżź(Iâm gonna make it so she knew she was pregnant but overestimated how good she is at fighting/defending) blah, blah, blah, she falls down, blah, blah, blah, in pain, blah, blah, blah, Dahlia finally gets rid of the last one, blah, blah, blah, runs over to Selina to help take her back to the cave, blah, blah, blah, lose baby, blah, blah, blah, you get the rest.
(I imagine Selina was on the monitors cuz Barbra was running late) hereâs what I imagine would happen after Selina woke up from the antics and losing the baby, First Sheâd be told the news, then blame Dahlia cuz she needed assistance and stuff, probably gives a somewhat off version of events like how Dahlia told her to come and help, and of course there would be no evidence to prove Dahliaâs innocence other then her word, which they wonât believe (other then the girls and Alfred) cuz at this time she like 13 and still getting used to living with her father, blah, blah, blahďżź, you get the rest.
So I imagine the girl that takes Dahlia place is like Cat womanâs sidekick/prodigy (Iâm basically gonna make her a replica of Lila cuz Iâm salty like that) I imagine that everyone distances themselves from Dahlia over a two year period, sheâs still robin over the two years until the wanna be Lila (who Iâm gonna call Liane cuz why not) Liane takes her place, now this was the last straw.
Sheâs had most of her family abandoned her, most of her friends, her acquaintances/coworkersďżź, but this! This was the last straw! So she makes up her mind, she was leaving⌠for good.
Cue ďżźthe escape plan,
Now Dahlia had a plan, she always did, itâs just no plan was as risky as this one, first she had to get passed the vultures and Alfred, the best time she had Calculated would be Patrol time, when they wouldnât be at the manor, excluding Alfred, then sheâd have to grab Titus, and Alfred the cat (of course) and lastly sheâd have to disarm the security system and Cameras to get out.
Now her plan was going smoothly, even managed to avoid Alfred⌠until she didnât, she had met him in the security room, just as she disarmed the system and turned around to leave, she met him, face to face.
Alfred Pennyworth, the butler of the manor was standing right in front of her, face to face, a stoic expression on his face, the moment their eyes met she knew there was no hiding it from him, âyou canât stop me.â was what she said, her stoic expression matching the butlers shook for a mirrorďżź momentďżź as she saw his expression soften and heard his reply âI know.â he pulled out a paper note with a phone number on it and held it in front of the young Heroine âmy private numberâ was soon followed by a silent pauses as a confused expression was in the young heroines eyes âwhen you get to wherever you are headed to, I hope you find what you have been looking for, and maybe, one day, you can call and tell me about it.â With a hesitant gaze, she excepted the note, pulling it to her chest whispering a quick âthank youâ before passing the butler and leaving the manor with her pets in a hurry.
She soon headed to the docks, there was a cargo ship heading to Europe, getting on the ship was easy, she hid behind the boxes, after a little over a ďżźweek sheâd arrived in Germany, but it wasnât over yet, her plan was to cross the border to France while also disappearing so no one could find her.
Now the reason why Dahlia chose Europe, more specifically France, was because of her father, he had lesser ties with Europe than any other continent, and Franceâs capital, Paris, currently has aďżź âno-fly ruleâ, anyone who isn't a native either has to have some sort of business there or has a family emergency because otherwise they were not allowed entry.
TIME SKIP
Dahlia makes it to Paris France in one piece, after arriving she soon found an apartment which she paid for with cash from an account no one knew of, even decided to enroll in school since she has all this free time now.
That's how she ends up meeting Marin and the crew (Marin, Adrian, Kagami, Claude, Luka, Alix, Zoe, Nino, Kim, Max and Julica) sheâs placed in the âAkuma classâ, a class known throughout the school for having the most akumatization and re-akumatizations in the school, when she first arrived to class as a new student, she tries to avoid people, keyword being âtriesâ, the first few people that tried to talk to her got ignored until Marin, in the beginning, she ignored him too but for some reason every time he'd see her he'd greet her with a smile, even though sheâs never had a proper conversation with him she slowly starts warming up to him, even developing a crush on him (maybe she's not the only one >:3)
This is how I imagine they actually end up talking, at the end of the school day, they both end up staying behind to clean up the art room, and accidentally get locked in, so after realizing they were locked in the art room they check their phones for a signal, and as their luck have it, they did notďżź, at first itâs two awkward 16 year olds just sitting inďżź silenceďżźďżź hoping someone would come and unlock the door, after a few minutes Marinâs the first to break the silence, it was awkward at the beginning but that quickly changes as they both gotďżź captivated in their conversation, they hadnât even noticed that two hours had passed until the art teacher in charge of the room opens the doorďżź, they end up swapping numbers, and ever since then theyâve been stuck at the hip.
Marin introduces her to the group and they all become friends, a month later she accidentallyďżź finds out Marin and Adrian are Red beetle and kittyďżź Noir and the rest of the group are temporary heroes, she tells them she was robin but she wasnât anymore because of a fallout she had with most of the bats, she also ends up helping them figure out who Hawkmoth is.
Theyâre 17/18 years old when they take him down, thatâs also around the time when they start a band (sorry, been listening to Disneyâs music more specifically ďżźlemonade mouth music, and been obsessed with sheâs so gone đ ) everyone has their own thing to do so not everyone is in the band per say,
For some reason I see Dahlia as a singer that plays the piano, Marin I see as the costume designer, Adrian after being in the public spotlight her hole life would probably be a Publicistďżź, Kagami would help with all the decorations and art stuff, Claude the manager, Luka another guitar player, Zoe sings and plays the guitar as well, Alix I see on the drums, Kim someone who helps with everything, Max the sound check guy that deals with all the electronic parts, Nino a DJ that can rap, Julica plays the base and sings.
They also wear costumes, masks, and makeup so no one recognizes them, this also when Dahlia and Marin get together.
TIME SKIP PART TWO
Everything is good, The band in successful, They ended up starting a company that quickly took over the entertainment, fashion, and electronic worlds (cuz why not?) (Iâm a call it Miracleďżź Corp.)
(No one knows it s them still)
This is also around the time Marin finally pops the question (theyâre all like 24/25 btw) Dahlia of course says yes, cue the crew popping out of the bushes cheering, and cue the ďżźcrew realizing they F-ed up their spying/snooping (lol, anyone else imagine anime/manga characters getting caughtďżź?)
Around this time Dahlia finally tells Marin about her past (he knew bits and pieces but never the full story) and letâs just say he was mad (for her not at her)
Also after thinking about it, Dahlia finally decides to call Alfred for the first time in almost ten years, at first, the conversation was a bit awkward but it soon turned into a conversation one would have with a family member they hadnât talked to in awhile, sheâd told him about her life, her friends, fiancĂŠ, and his family, who were like her family, she even invited him and the girls to her wedding, heâd told her about his life back at the manor, her sisterâs lives, how they panicked when they found out she was missing, and how she was missed dearly by them, at the end of the call theyâd planned to meet soon for the wedding and said their goodbyes.
TIME SKIP PART THREE
The meeting between Alfred, Stephanie, Cassandra, Barbra, Marin, and my friends went well, and everyone enjoyed themselves.
None of the Wayneâs really knew that Barbra, Stephanie, Cassandra, and Alfred were attending my wedding, Everyone thought Barbra, Stephanie, and Cassandra, were going to a wedding of a close friend, Liane tried to tag along but was instantly shot down, claiming it was a âclose friends and Familyâ wedding, as for Alfred, everyone thought he was going on a Vacation to relaxďżź, not attend the same wedding as the girls.
(Btw this is a good parent Talia)
The day had started with everyone getting ready, everyone was nervous yet so excited, after about three hours, everyone was ready to head out, the guys had headed there earlier and had warned everyone about the Paparazzi outside the venue, some people would probably confuse it with a red carpet instead of a wedding, that was of course the fault of the guest list, but oh well, if thatâs the price to pay to have your famous friends and family attend your wedding, so be it.
When we arrived, there ware bouncers/bodyguards separating the Paparazzi from the wedding guests, after getting out the car and them managing to get a few pictures of us, we headed inside, the wedding was being held at a private ground that Marinâs Nona owned (I imagine sheâs loaded since sheâs always traveling) to say if was beautiful was an understatement, it was gorgeous, and it definitely added character to the wedding, especially the ceremony, which was short and sweet.
After everyone else had walked down the aisleďżź (groom, groomsmen, flower girl, bridesmaids) mother had walked me down it as well, when we got to the end, she kissed my head, placed my hand in Marinâs, and took her seat, Iâm pretty sure everyone was crying, because at this point I started to and Marin was holding back tears.
And after came the reception, we spent about three hours taking photos, socializing, dancing, and eating an early dinnerďżź before leaving everyone to start the after party, and from what Iâve heard it was a mix of interesting and wild, but all in all fun.
The pictures the Paparazzi managed to take were published the day after the wedding, on our way to the airport, the honeymoon lasted about two weeks, we went all around St. Lucia, and Amalfi Coast, we were ďżźrecognize about everywhere we went, a few people wanted a picture or photo with us but most left us alone, understanding it was our honeymoon and we probably wanted to be alone.
The day we had gotten back home was a bit chaoticďżź, somehow it had gotten out what flight we were on so the airport was crowded with Paparazzi and fans, after 15 minutes of some really impressive stealth skills, weâd managed to get to our car without being spotted.
When we arrived home, Just when we got out of the car, someone approached us, said someone, turned out to be not a someone but a group of people, The Wayneâs, seeing them was a shock itself, but seeing them in front of my house? Now that made me freeze in place, Marin had noticed and decided to stand next to me and hold my hand, I expected that theyâd question me and even insult me but what I didnât expect was for them to start apologizing, saying how they found out just recently that Selina was lying, as soon as they found out they kicked her and her prodigy/student out, ďżźand they wanted me to come back âhomeâ, at this I could feel Marin grow angry on my behalf, I, myself was somewhat numb, after year's of heartbreak and self-blame, I didn't really care anymore, they choose to believe someone else, they didn't even let me defend myself, not even hearing what I had to say, So In a cold manner, and stoic face, I calmly replied, âIâm sorry mr. Wayne but, what does your familyâs business ďżźhave to do with me?â Their faces grew shocked, they tried to protest but I continued before they could âwhether ms. Kyle lied or not is none of my business, at the end of the day you chose not to let me defend myself or hear me out, you pushed me away blaming me for her mistakes without giving me a chance, it made me feel unworthy, unloved, untrusted, and I hated myself for a long time because of it... because of you, I don't need people like that in my life. So, please leave my residents before I decide to call the cops on you for trespassing.â and before they could even open their mouths, I turned around and started walking off with Marin holding my hand, a smug grin on his face.
Time skip part four? (few months)
So, I'm pregnant, it wasn't intentional, we used protection, but it happened.
The first person I told was Marin, at first, he was shocked but as it sunk in he got excited, Weâd both decided to tell our family and friends soon, the media and other people can wait.
Weâd set up a get-together at our place, all our friends and family were invited, we told everyone over dinner, everyone was excited, they'd poped oven a few wine bottles to celebrate, everyone else who was underaged or couldn't drink drank some alcohol free champagne, ďżźwe told the girls and Alfred over a call, all were excited but swore to secrecy.
A few months later, no one outside of our friend group knew about my pregnancy, everyone found out when I was Five Months in and couldnât hide it anymore, and letâs just say the internet went wild until it broke, this was also around the time we decided to have a baby shower, which was fun, we found out we were having a twins, a boy and girl.
At the end of my pregnancy, When I finally had them, i knew Iâd do anything for them, they were here, and it felt like this was home, it was perfect, they were perfect, everything was perfect, life was perfect, thank you.
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Omg, I finally got this done, Iâm sorry if there were any Grammar mistakes, please call me out if you find any, I hope you enjoy it, and here are some pictures I made on Pinterest instead of finishing this sooner:
BIO DAD BRUCE WAYNE AS A REALITY ďżźTV SHOW!!!!
It came to me while reading a fic, the Wayneâs think Mari doesnât know about their nightly activities, but she does know and she isnât telling them to mess with them, imagine,
Batboys sitting on a couch like in those tv shows:
Duke: weâve been trying every we can to make sure she doesnât find out.
Dick: if she ever found out sheâd be in so much danger so weâve even been taking different shifts to keep an eye on her.
Tim: but sheâs starting to get suspicious, just the other day she found a batarang in the living room, we all just told her some lie about how we found it and decided to keep it, no one knew who it belonged to though.
Damian: all in all, it was an idiotic lie.
âScene switchâ
Mari walks into the dining room with a confused face and a batarang âhey guys anyone knows where this came from? It was in the living roomâ everyone turns their head at Mari and look like theyâve seen a ghost, âisnât that the batarang we got from Batmanâs last fight with the joker?!â Could be heard from the table followed by a bunch of âoh yaâs and âthatâs where it wasâs, âthank Mari we really owe you oneâ said Dick in a nervous laughing voice, Mari looked at them suspiciously while they all internally panicked for about 10 seconds then responded in a cheerful tone with âokâ then skipped off out of the dining room while the Wayne's finally stopped holding their breath.
âScene switchâ âMari sitting on the couch like a bossâ
âOh, I know, I've just been messing with them, but could you blame me? they actually think they can hide it, not when they act like that, so until they tell me, this is my entertainment.â
Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, Iâm sure my neighbors heard me laughing.
School shootings. They donât want you to hide guns.
This is where we are, folks. Weâve come to the point where theyâre demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they donât have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.
I love malicious compliance
HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CANâT BELIEVE THEYâRE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS.Â
They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!
Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks.Â
My favourites included:Â
-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.
-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil casesÂ
Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS âCHOKING HAZARDSâ. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDNâT EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)
-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day.Â
-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class.Â
Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Yâknow, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup.Â
Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken intoâ Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldnât even open.
I donât know who did it, or what group of people did it, but theyâre all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again.Â
ok so what if Mari is Emily Agreste and Bruce Wayne child...like you know they had a one night stand and she became pregnant...had marinette but gave her for adoption bcz she was like 17? then she met Gabriel, married him, had Adrien and blah blah blah.... Emily made sure Marinette got adopted by good people (dupain-chengs) and kept visiting her behind Gabriel's back (so yeah mari knows she's adopted and emily is her mom)...Then Emily took Adrien with her too bcz he needs to meet his half-sister..They bond and play... so yeah Adrien gets homeschooled till 14, When they go to school they act like they hate each other then crush on each other?? or mybe they made it clear at the beginning only that they see each other as siblings nothing more but everyone just thought they're in denial?? Hawkmoth happens, they get their miraculouses and immediately tell each other (yesss) so in this au Mari has got Bruce's detective skills and just figured out Gaby (lol) is HM...So at night they send their Kwamis to Gabriel's room and take the miraculouses. They find the lair and their mom...Tikki does some spell and wakes up Emily... Then Emily divorces Gabriel (they didn't get him arrested bcoz his reign was only for like 7-9 months or mybe he does get arrested whatever u wish) and takes both her children to Gotham...Tells Marinette abt her father...tells Bruce bout the kid and yeah that's it....
i come up with so weird ideas don't i?
Nah, I see it.

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My current favorite bio dad Bruce Wayne fic, this is a series, I seriously recommend reading this, this is like the first one aka a one shot, there are 2 more Chaptersďżź and more to come <3
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