jelly :)

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

When guinea pigs say wheek wheek wheek. Reblog if you agree.

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

boss makes a dollar i eat a limes😋 i think theyre yum so i eat more limes

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

may the 5th be with you 🙏

me when I'm getting ready to pour boiling water on someone I loved

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I will affect the trout population

That it's no longer on poob?

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem