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“smart is something that children are when they do well on a test” is SUCH a line!

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i’m certain that men hate taylor swift so viscerally because she’s not singing about fucking men and grinding on people with her ass and breasts out in her music videos. she has been sexually unavailable her entire career and it is unacceptable to male audiences and is also why we get the “taylor swift is a closet conservative” thing
#I have SO many thoughts about this. So many. #people cannot make up their minds about whether she’s a wretched whore or a sexless prude #I could write a book about how her manner of writing about romance and sex subverts patriarchal norms etc etc etc #she’s really just like I want to be in love for the sake of loving #and if a man takes advantage of my good nature and wrongs me i will eviscerate him without hesitation #and men CANNOT stand it #also remember in the 1989 era when she was like ‘you will never see my belly button’ #and then got papped in a low rise bikini and ended up posting her photos from that day so they wouldn’t get the satisfaction #of revealing her body against her will #AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! (via witchesburned)
Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen
You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything.
brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets
thats what im fucking talking about

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Me, an awkward bisexual, every time someone points a camera at me:
Stop attacking me 😂😂😂
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There ain’t no room for our things to change When we are both so deeply stuck in our ways You can’t deny how hard I’ve tried I changed who I was to put you both first But now I give up
ADELE - Easy On Me (Official Video)

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some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day
Andrew Lloyd Webber is such a force of chaos and I love that for him
Losing my mind over this comment. the randomness, the fanciful imagery, the lack of meaningful context. 10/10 great job tumblr
andrew lloyd webber aka the creator of Phantom of the opera and Cats, but more importantly the man responsible for the Sexy Thomas the Tank Engine musical adaption
The sexy?? Thomas the tank engine?? musical adaptation?? WHAT??
oh yes I am delighted to introduce you to the spectacle on roller skates known as the STARLIGHT EXPRESS!
it’s the 9th longest running theatre show in West End history and, for some reason, the most successful musical in Germany?
the first song Webber wrote (ultimately removed from the final production) was called ENGINE OF LOVE. It was originally written for an American soul singer who could sing three notes simultaneously in the style of a steam whistle.
yeah. absolute banger
I have never seen Starlight Express, but this twitter thread has me curious.
“I have become God; God gets to write a musical where everyone is on roller skates”
Oh wow, I can actually add on to this:
As mentioned earlier, Starlight Express is the most successful musical in Germany. Well, it truly is! When my dad was younger, he listened to the record of the soundtrack that he somehow had (records were hard to get here back then), and absolutely loved the music. So, naturally, when I was about 12 (?) he took our entire family to see the musical.
The only musical we had seen before was “Tarzan” (I mean, we knew the movie already, so understanding the story wasn’t hard), and when we went to see “Starlight Express”, everyone except my dad had absolutely no idea what it was about. Ve vaguely knew it was something weird about trains on rollerskates, but that was about it.
The entire musical basically takes place inside a giant skatepark - there are various ways for the actors to skate around the whole room, between viewers, up some walls, it’s crazy. We had rather cheap places, so we didn’t sit down there, where we could see the actors skating besides us - we sat all the way up there, at the top, above even the light show. This meant, we overlooked everything, but were too far away to actually understand a word.
The music was fantastic, (as the twitter-post mentioned, everyone only remembers that one song, I can confirm this) and the performance was a wild ride - if you have never seen it, the choreography takes place around the entire room, and is supported by an insane lightshow - but, to this day, I did not know the story. I knew the kid played with the trains, dreamed of a race, and there was this god - train… But, honestly, the details? No story, just vibes.
holy shit. germany built an entire indoor racetrack for this
this has been a permanent installation since the 80s i am losing what little remains of my mind
anyway we should rip the Transformers franchise out of michael bay’s grimy little paws and hand it over to Andrew Lloyd Webber just to see what the fork he’d do with it
“I am more of a romantic than Dan and David. I kinda want him to just leave Cersei! She is bad for you and it’s not healthy and clearly you are in a relationship where you are more in love with her than she loves you.. so, you know.. And what about this Brienne of Tarth?!? She is, like, more a great..” - Nikolaj Coster Waldau
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I don’t go here, but DRAG THEM, NIKOLAJ
anyway stream montero
2021 Film Diary:
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (1975) - dir. Jim Sharman

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)
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