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NEIL GAIMAN I AM SO SCARED THAT GOOD OMENS WON'T END HAPPILY☹️
It won't. It will have a very tragic ending. Crowley takes a sleeping potion, but Aziraphale thinks Crowley is dead and plunges a dagger deeply into his fair breast. Crowley wakes and, finding Aziraphale dead, becomes, in his heartbreak, a furniture delivery person and is crushed to death by a falling wardrobe. Then everybody cries.
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Interesting how online life can originate so many issues that, in contrast to offline life (e.g. war, famine, death) really don’t mean anything.
I should start writing poetry again.
what's her fucking problem lol
god forbid women do anything
i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad
Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*
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this South Korean birthday ad for Jesus is… interesting
to everyone unfamiliar with the concept (because, for example, birthday ads aren’t done in your country like they aren’t done in mine), usually fans buy ad space in honor of their favorite celebrity’s birthday and display an image of them there, example:
fans of singer Kim Taehyung organized this ad among others for his birthday (source: x y z)
but I have never expected to see Jesus fans do the same with an edit like that
jesus fans
#We prefer the term “Christians”
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Bible fandom at it again
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We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
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OMG YES I'M SO HAPPY
WHAT THE FUCK!!! NORA!!! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
have you heard about this new critter they dug up that might have been bigger than a blue whale. my brother told me about it and now my coworkers are talking about it
I hope no one tells the blue whales in case they start to feel bad about themselves
fat fuck alert
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Guys. Guys uhm
I think i'm gonna die of happiness
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy
AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Quarterfinals
James T. Kirk/Spock (Star Trek) vs Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
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Aziraphale/Crowley
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
OH DEAR WE ARE LOSING! VOTEEEEEEEE ❤
hi niel. i have a very important question:
if you were being attacked by an infinite number of chickens, how many do you think you could kill before the chickens overcame you?
Couldn't I just climb a tree? Or get in a car and drive away? I bet I could finish out my lifetime before the chickens caught up with me.
This is INFINITE chickens, Neil. Chickens have taken over every space. Unending chickens. And they're angry at you, Neil. We ask again! How many chickens could you fight off before those descendants of the dinosaur defeat you and rule the Earth once again?
Infinite chickens? Nothing but chickens? No cars, no roads no houses? And the sea has obviously gone too because I'd otherwise suggest just heading out in a boat, as chickens can't swim. But without the seas I land or water I'm going to die of starvation and thirst pretty soon anyway.
Where are the infinite chickens coming from? The earth can only hold a finite number chickens after all.
THEY ARE INFINITE CHICKENS. ITS FANTASY.
Okay. How deep is the earth covered in the infinite chickens then? How many miles up does the chickening of the Earth gog? I would be killed immediately under the weight of infinite Chickens or even under the weight of millions of chickens, obviously. Do they reach the sun? Have they put out the sun? Is the universe, then nothing but infinite chickens, able to function in the airless cold and vacuum of outer space because this is a fantasy?
Let's say instead of infinite chickens it is a number of chickens which is practically indistinguishable from an infinitely self-renewing supply of chickens. Existing infrastructure does not get replaced by chickens. However, no one except you exists any longer, as they have all become chickens. What is your strategy, and how long can you survive the chickpocalypse? Also these chickens are capable of swimming, so as to maintain the initial conceit of the question, that being that the chickens are not meaningfully escapable.
I'm not seeing the word "barehanded" anywhere in the original question or in any of the follow-up questions, so I assume I am allowed a weapon.
And that I need to view these chickens as a self-sustaining poultry apocalypse.
Assuming that the chickens have replaced humans, then my weapon of choice were a 100 megaton Atomic Bomb, and that I could explode it over a city populated entirely by Chickens, I firmly believe I could immediately kill about 13 million chickens, and that radiation sickness would account for the death of a few million more chickens.
So about 16 million if the birds have replaced us.
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some sillies to celebrate the final season :D
Silly me getting stuck on a silly little ferry because its foolish little engine got up to some whacky shenanigans and stopped engineing. Flabbergasted.
Gonna have to get used to this view
Update: the coast guard just picked up 4 people cus they had to get to their trains on time. The rest of us just has to stay here.
What the fuck
Update nr. 2: yay we're saved
