it never happened, it never ends

here's my secrets to success. i cured my interpersonal instability by saying dbt is a misogynist scam and showing up to the group each week to say "i utilized opposite action this week by coming to this group" enough times until they graduated me. i cured my belief that a 1920s hobo was living in my harry potter style under-the-stairs closet by moving to an apartment that doesn't have stairs. i have cured my belief that the people on the street outside my apartment can hear my thoughts by reminding myself that i can also hear all of their conversations so we're even. i cured depression by getting autoimmune disease and taking lifelong prednisone. i am curing complex trauma by stating it does not have construct validity

whenever the medical psychoanalyst tries to tell me i have complex trauma i tell her you know that's not real right

its deranged how many social workers are out there diagnosing regular girls with complex post traumatic stress disorder, a condition that does not currently have sufficient evidence to support its existence as a separate entity from regular old combat vet style ptsd

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING STORMING!!!!

neko broke because it couldn’t contain my massive intellect