Dog, but in Space 💫

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

get fucking seen & accepted idiot

“but—” nope! you are loved, you fool. you cannot escape it

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

FUCK THE WORLD 2026

HAVE SEX WITH EARTH

GET PREGNANT WITH DIRT

dont worry i would never fire beams

aaauuuughhh (User perished from beam attack 12/27/2022)

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

fucking hell man every online service now is becoming like Scan your face and bootyhole and provide blood sample to confirm you are over the age of 35 in order to view this post. warning! obscene imagery detected in the post. the photo included in the post promotes unhealthy perverted dangerous behavior i.e. taking off one's shirt. your employer has been contacted.

Thank you for your service Ken