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No, you just need to give up all your rights to the Eggpire and allow us to roboticize you.

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btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

REBLOG

i felt like this was important idk

PLEASE REBLOG!

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

LISTEN TO THEM

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.

THAT’S MY LORD AND SAVIOR RIGHT THERE LET’S GOOOOOOO

This post was fact-checked by real Eggman Empire patriots.

y’all on the west coast know that nobody else calls them that right

t- they’re called zooper doopers??? huh??

THE FOCK IS A ZOOPER DOOPER THAT’S AN OTTER POP

nO WE CALL THEM ZOOPER DOOPERS N THEYRE THE BEST FAKIN SUMMER ICYPOLE

they’re literally just ice pops what the fuck are you two talking about

i call them iced lollies, what the hell is a zooper dooper

Oh my god this is even worse. Yall out here ssaying otter pop and zooper dooper with a straight face AND insisting ur right?

A fucking what now?

BITCH THEYRE FREEZIES!!!!

Here in New York it’s just called an ice.

we just called them popscicles what are yall on???

You tell ‘em! Calling it a popsicle when it’s clearly a FREEZIE POP!

Honestly the only reason I ever called them popsicles was because my grandma called them that, but I’ve always known they were called Freeze Pops

THESE THINGS HAVE NAMES?!!?

THAT’S A FUCKING POPSICLE SHUT THE FUCK UP

POPSICLES ARE THE ONES WITH POSICLE STICKS. thats WHY theyre called popsicle sticks. because they go into a popsicle

THEIR LIKE FREEZIE POPS OR WHATEVER?? IDK EVERYTHING HERE IS BETTER THAN A ZOOPER DOOPER AND POPSICLE LIKE WHAT 😭😭😭

GNG ITS A ZOOPER DOOPER…

FROXY IT IS NOTTTT U TRAITORREE

YOU TRAITOR !!!!

THATS A FUCKING OTTER POP

I CAN AND WILL FIGHT YOU ALL ON THIS

THIS IS JUST AN ICE POP HUH??? I NEVER RLLY CALLED THEM ANYTHING IT WAS JUST “do u want” “yes”

I WILL KEEP CALLING THEM POPSICLES. FUCK EVERYTHINH

RRAT DONT U FUXKING DARE THOSE R NOTTTTTTT POPSICLES!!!!!! THEY DONT HAVE STICKS! THEY R NOTTHEYRENOTTHEYRENOT

THEY ARE TO ME THEYRE POPSICLESSS POPSICPES POPS WHATEVER (RIPS OFF THE PLASTIC WITH MY TEETH WHILE MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AS MY MOUTH STARTS BLEEDING)

cleans up ur mouth cutely and also FUCK NO ITS NOTTTT A POPSICLE ICEY PRIVILEGES REVOKED

THE ONLY WAY TO REVOKE MY POPSICLE PRIVILEGES IS IF IM DEAD AND IM STILL FUCKING BREATHING SO ITS A POPSICLE AND IM EATIMH IT

IT IS NOT AND I WILL REVOKE USING THE POWER OF FAN! TAKING AWAY UR ICE POP

*POPSICLE

Up here we call them snow blows

??? snow blows??????

okay the fuck

in our country it’s all (mostly) called under the same name. “Kem” (ice cream). you can have stick ice cream, ice cream in waffle cones, ice cream in bags, without all the popsicle, ice pop stuff. we all call it under the same name and specify type by adding what it has.

You guys,,, sob,, sobb,,, it’s a fucking otter pop,,,,, you guys are fucking crazy, it’s a otter pop,,,, sobb,,,,,

BECAUSE OTTER POPS WERE BRANDED WITH CARTOON OTTERS BECAUSE THAT WAS RHE FUCKING BRAND OF THE ICE CREAM 😭 THAT’S JUST HOW THEY CAME AS SO I THOUGHT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE’S BEEN CALLING IT-

I JUST CALL IT LIKE ICE CREAM (well. Aiskrim but sams difference) WTF THESE THINGS HAVE SEPERATE NAMES?

thats a zooper dooper what the fuck

pepsi

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YALL ON, THATS A GODAMN FREEZIE POP OR SOMETIMES A POPSY BAG????

p.e.p.s.i.

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Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

SIR YES SIR!

oh yeah reminder not to give the evil fucking scum who run this website a goddamn cent this month when they inevitably roll out whatever theyre selling for it. Find a trans woman to pay instead

im a trans woman

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